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this is fresh
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on one side I got some truck driver cocksukker named steve
he "maned up" one day and asked to me to trim the hedges around the lectric box
I figured they were obstructing their view when they back out
so I cut 'em back,his too as a favor
prick
his wife or whatever makes him sit in the garage to smoke
he has his own little "space" decked out in the hot ass garage
he "maned up" one day and asked to me to trim the hedges around the lectric box
I figured they were obstructing their view when they back out
so I cut 'em back,his too as a favor
prick
his wife or whatever makes him sit in the garage to smoke
he has his own little "space" decked out in the hot ass garage
needtogetaas
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its ok
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ftw?needtogetas said:
Longhorn85
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Across the street lives a man/wife/young son daughter. The kids are great friends with mine. The husband travels a lot and pretty much stays in the house when he's home.
The wife is very hot. Kind of looks like Grace on Will & Grace. She's also very nice and sociable.
Good neighbors.
The wife is very hot. Kind of looks like Grace on Will & Grace. She's also very nice and sociable.
Good neighbors.
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on the other side
some balck guy,leonard his name
which is unusaul in and of itself
how many bros you know name leonard
anyhow,he used to be a couple
I didn't notice he got divorced for about 6 months
until fat guy across the way,who I swap pron with,told me so
some balck guy,leonard his name
which is unusaul in and of itself
how many bros you know name leonard
anyhow,he used to be a couple
I didn't notice he got divorced for about 6 months
until fat guy across the way,who I swap pron with,told me so
On my right side I have this Brazilian cocksucker that is 40 years old and looks 80. Brazilian are already dark but this bitch is retired and has laid out in the sun on the beach every. single. day. for the last 10 years. His skin is beyond the "leather look" realm and more into the stained wood look. A son of a bitch that I hated even before I moved to Ft Lauderdale so you can imagine my surprise/disgust at buying my house only to find him as my next door neighbor. The bitch even tries to climb the fence/hedge that seperates our houses when I host Wildfyre parties just so he can get in free without paying.
On the left side of me, I have the best neighbors in the world Fred and Claudia that are here only a few weeks out of the year. This is one their many vacation homes. They are from Germany and if you looked at Fred (60) you would think he was homeless but the man is worth millions. And Claudia (52 looks 32) looks like she just stepped out fashion magazine photo shoot. Drop dead gorgeous and for every million that Fred has, she probably has five. She and her ex husband own the sole import rights for Exxon oil into Europe. They are the most amazing people and could have a book written on them. Especially Fred.
Across the street is another neighbor amazing in her own right. Mainly because of her big tits that call my name everytime I see them. I mean her. What the hell, like I look at her. She just needs to come sit on my dick for a few hours while I play with those puppies.
On the left side of me, I have the best neighbors in the world Fred and Claudia that are here only a few weeks out of the year. This is one their many vacation homes. They are from Germany and if you looked at Fred (60) you would think he was homeless but the man is worth millions. And Claudia (52 looks 32) looks like she just stepped out fashion magazine photo shoot. Drop dead gorgeous and for every million that Fred has, she probably has five. She and her ex husband own the sole import rights for Exxon oil into Europe. They are the most amazing people and could have a book written on them. Especially Fred.
Across the street is another neighbor amazing in her own right. Mainly because of her big tits that call my name everytime I see them. I mean her. What the hell, like I look at her. She just needs to come sit on my dick for a few hours while I play with those puppies.
PBR
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mostly singles on my street. have 6 different guys that are all into bikes, go figure. Japaneze couple that make babies every 9 months...all she does is push strollers while pregnant.
1 hot single chick that only comes out in her SUV in early AM or late at night...3 gay couples, 2 couples are men, one is a gay chick who lives across from me. couple of families with 50 kids each. kind of weird for a golf community...whatever.
1 hot single chick that only comes out in her SUV in early AM or late at night...3 gay couples, 2 couples are men, one is a gay chick who lives across from me. couple of families with 50 kids each. kind of weird for a golf community...whatever.
Longhorn85
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AAP said:
Invite her over for a play date.
Next door to my apartment building is a guy who owns a couple of restaurants, and used to work in a gym. He recently beat a false rape accusation from one of his employees. On the other side of my building is an electrical contractor who is the younger brother of an old friend of mine. He's a huge fucker, and goes to my gym.
I don't know any of the people who live in my own apartment building. There are eight one-bedroom apartments. There used to be a lesbian couple downstairs, but they moved out earlier this month. The apartment across the hall from me is recently vacated as well. The girl next to me is on her first job out of school, and doesn't really know how to cope in the real world yet, she's a "daddy's little girl" type who has always been protected and insulated from reality. She ran into my car last month and just drove off because she didn't know what to do.
I don't know any of the people who live in my own apartment building. There are eight one-bedroom apartments. There used to be a lesbian couple downstairs, but they moved out earlier this month. The apartment across the hall from me is recently vacated as well. The girl next to me is on her first job out of school, and doesn't really know how to cope in the real world yet, she's a "daddy's little girl" type who has always been protected and insulated from reality. She ran into my car last month and just drove off because she didn't know what to do.
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I have shitty neighbors
well up in the cul-de-sac above me a couple used to live
I ran across them one night drinking
he said I could fuck her If he could watch
she was so 80s though
well up in the cul-de-sac above me a couple used to live
I ran across them one night drinking
he said I could fuck her If he could watch
she was so 80s though
Longhorn85 said:
I invited her to Haulover beach which is a nude beach just so I could stare at those babies without actually having to ask her on the street "can you pull up your shirt"? This was in March. Non Hurrican season. Wouldn't you know it fucking rained that Sunday. Not a single drop for 9 weeks prior and the day I was going to visually ejaculate it fucking rained.
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this thread has "legs"
up in that aforementioned cul-de-sac was a woman I chatted with at the gym
when I moved here her daughter was 14
2-3 years down the road
she asks me if her daughter was down at my place
and oh
she placed a christmas reef on my door too
I knew right off where it came from
up in that aforementioned cul-de-sac was a woman I chatted with at the gym
when I moved here her daughter was 14
2-3 years down the road
she asks me if her daughter was down at my place
and oh
she placed a christmas reef on my door too
I knew right off where it came from
Across the street from me is an Asian divorcee. Her husband used to live there too, until they separated. She has two cats and three dogs. The dogs are a pair of huge 150+ pound bull mastiffs and an obese dachshund. The cats moved outside when she got the dogs. She doesn't have a fenced in back yard, so I guess the dogs live inside when she isn't walking them.
Next door to her are the electrician's parents. Dude lives across the street from his parents, that's gotta suck.
Next door to her are the electrician's parents. Dude lives across the street from his parents, that's gotta suck.
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across the intersection I have a korean couple
their house is one of the few that's two stories
his complement includes wife and daughter
he has 4 vehicles
one of which is an ugly lime green 911
he take's out every so often
their house is one of the few that's two stories
his complement includes wife and daughter
he has 4 vehicles
one of which is an ugly lime green 911
he take's out every so often
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hehMr. dB said:
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wreathMr. dB said:
buttmunch
I still have it and place it out on my door every christmas
I did the tree thing once
Across the street one way, the Jehovah's Witness meeting hall, wish they'd move, they make parking on the street impossible Tuesday nights, Thursday nights, and Sunday until about 4:00.
Across the street the other way, old couple, don't know 'em, never see 'em.
Behind me, crazy one way, but nice and almost TOO helpful.
Attached to me, crazy another way, weirder than I am, dog shits on my yard.
Across the street the other way, old couple, don't know 'em, never see 'em.
Behind me, crazy one way, but nice and almost TOO helpful.
Attached to me, crazy another way, weirder than I am, dog shits on my yard.
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I love youmusclemom said:
place a reply which leaves the interpretation up to the reader
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perfect punctuation too
still a useful tool
still a useful tool
