"I'm sorry that didn't work out bro, we've got length requirements and you just didn't make the grade. Try jelqing.JayC9 said:Suspicious, I was thinking, why is Andre the Vanilla sending karma messages enticing me to join some club called the iron cocks?
for the final time, no I won't send you penis pics, now lets let it lie at thatLestat said:I'm sorry that didn't work out bro, we've got length requirements and you just didn't make the grade. Try jelqing.
we had indepent third party verification done by females. They just reported back to us pass or no pass.JayC9 said:for the final time, no I won't send you penis pics, now lets let it lie at that
literalistblut wump said:I felt that someone had approved my post.
Lestat said:for me, it felt like my life suddenly had purpose.
how about you?
that's just not my style man, when I see something like that I think "wow that person is trying way too hard"WODIN said:Lestat. Again, as a friend, I say this. You just aren't good at parodies. They lack that over the top edge that a good parody holds.
Let me rephrase your starting point for you.
It was like getting head from Jenna Jameson while having Angalina Jolie caress my nuts and rachael hunter licking my ass and all the while Melissa Theuriau was reading me the news licking my nipples and feeding me grapes.
See the difference?
WODIN said:It was like getting head from Jenna Jameson while having Angalina Jolie caress my nuts and rachael hunter licking my ass and all the while Melissa Theuriau was reading me the news licking my nipples and feeding me grapes
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