Delay Quits!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH

[AAP]

Liberals only dream that they've heard the last from The Hammer.

Who's dreaming now?

After only a couple of days since the testimony that a criminal enterprise was operating out of Delay's office by one of his own friends and staff... he decides to quit and not run in the reelection for his own seat.

The Repubs are falling over left and right as the indictments rain down from the sky.

Reading this was almost as funny as reading about Condi being boo'd from one end of England to the other.

 

[Whiskey]

suck to be him

Whiskey

 

[Kakdiesel]

may he get hit by a Wal Mart truck.

 

[swolenole]

He's a good bro....had a lotta swing on the hill......but anything beats the party of Al Gore,John Kerry,Al Sharpton,Ted Kennedy,Marion Barry,James McGreevy,Gray Davis........gotta go with the lesser of 2 Evils

 

[Testosterone boy]

I hope they scoop up some criminal dems while they are at it. Best thing we can do is clean up politics.

Next stop....campaign finance reform.

yay.

 

[WODIN]

He he..

Greatness!

 

[Kakdiesel]

I hope they scoop up some criminal dems while they are at it. Best thing we can do is clean up politics.

Next stop....campaign finance reform.

yay.

criminal democrats? who?

 

[AAP]

He he..

Greatness!

Got to love it. I am just waiting for dumb ass Rumsfeld to get caught up in something.

 

[Mr. dB]

Republican Ethics = oxymoron

 

[AAP]

I bet McKinney could beat them all in a fistfight.

 

[AAP]

No post by Longhorn? No exclusive GOP insider spin on this whole thing?

 

[WODIN]

This is just the beginning of the end of the GOP. Greatest organized crime syndicate in history.

 

[rsnobleimbackagain]

This is just the beginning of the end of the GOP. Greatest organized crime syndicate in history.

lol-im getting sick of hearing "the beginning of the end for dems". My how things have changed.

 

[Longhorn85]

No post by Longhorn? No exclusive GOP insider spin on this whole thing?

Delay's decision to resign will allow another republican to run in his place. If the GOP keeps the seat he will have made a good move for the party.

I guess Delay will now do his damage to democrats as a lobbyist. Or maybe run for the Senate in the future?

 

[rsnobleimbackagain]

may he get hit by a Wal Mart truck.

That's too fast. Let me have him for a couple weeks. That would be sweet!

 

[WODIN]

Delay is getting that $1.3 million in his campaign fund for legal expenses.

He's going to need to spend it all to keep out of jail for at least a year or two.

Plus Sugar land will go to the Dems.

The GOP is fucked.

 

[Longhorn85]

Sugar land will go to the Dems.

You're probably as confident about this as you were that biteme would beat me in a sprint.

 

[WODIN]

You're probably as confident about this as you were that biteme would beat me in a sprint.

I'm still confident that if biteme were 100% he could smoke you.

Also you need to change that Katherin Harris location from Senate Candidate to something more suiting her current campaign state. Like SeaHag bites the bullet due to Abramoff related kickbacks. That ship is sinking faster than the titanic.

 

[Longhorn85]

That ship is sinking faster than the titanic.

She's still hot

 

[neverenuf]

Who's dreaming now?

After only a couple of days since the testimony that a criminal enterprise was operating out of Delay's office by one of his own friends and staff... he decides to quit and not run in the reelection for his own seat.

The Repubs are falling over left and right as the indictments rain down from the sky.

Reading this was almost as funny as reading about Condi being boo'd from one end of England to the other.

looks like the hammer finally got nailed....no tears for him...

 

[WODIN]

She's still hot

Dude that woman is worth 10mill and even that doesn't make her hot. She'd have to have donald trump money to be considered hot. You think comb over boy "the donald" got a supermodel with his looks? Please!

 

[Longhorn85]

The men in my avatar think she's hot too.

 

[AAP]

The men in my avatar think she's hot too.

No, the men in your avatar are looking at her wondering why the fuck her entire campaign staff is handing in resignations and snickering over the fact the even the GOP is looking for additional candidates in running for the seat instead of backing her.

She's a loser.

 

[AAP]

Delay's decision to resign will allow another republican to run in his place. If the GOP keeps the seat he will have made a good move for the party.

I guess Delay will now do his damage to democrats as a lobbyist. Or maybe run for the Senate in the future?

Obviously that was an attempt you made to stiffle your sobs and tell yourself "it will get better".

But it won't.

The only thing Delay is going to be running for in the future is the IRS office to file bankruptcy protection.

 

[Longhorn85]

No, the men in your avatar are looking at her wondering why the fuck her entire campaign staff is handing in resignations and snickering over the fact the even the GOP is looking for additional candidates in running for the seat instead of backing her.

She's a loser.

Its a fundraiser, and she's damn hot.

 

[AAP]

She would be better off at a makeover. The only thing hot about her is the blistering speed of how fast she offers up explantions to why the GOP is not actively backing her.

 

[Longhorn85]

For those who think I've never disagreed with the Bush Administration: I think it is both a mistake and a shame that they are not supporting Ms. Harris.

 

[AAP]

Why should they? They all know that she has slim to no chances of winning the seat.

 

[Longhorn85]

She got elected to Congress with no problem. She has name recognition. She is attractive. She is very conservative.

I think she would make a great Senator.

 

[WODIN]

She got elected to Congress with no problem. She has name recognition. She is attractive. She is very conservative.

I think she would make a great Senator.

Even though she took a bribe?

That's why all the rats are deserting her sinking ship.

You gotta stop kissing rich whitey ass man.

 

[wootool]

 

[AAP]

Joan Crawford meets Al Bundy

 

[AAP]

She got elected to Congress with no problem. She has name recognition. She is attractive. She is very conservative.

I think she would make a great Senator.

Then WHY is the GOP not supporting her?

 

[wootool]

Joan Crawford meets Al Bundy

the best part is that I dont think thats a photochop lol

 

[AAP]

the best part is that I dont think thats a photochop lol

It's not.

http://www.thegully.com/essays/america/img_usa/Harris.jpg

She thinks she is at Glamor Shots, but it looks like she is ODing on Botox

 

[AAP]

 

[rnch]

the 3 shortest books in the library:

FEMA accomplishments, post Katrina

excellence in the core of engineers

republican ethics





hahahahahahaha

 

[Longhorn85]

You gotta stop kissing rich whitey ass man.

Is there a black republican running in Florida that I don't know about?

This woman is definitely a looker.

 

[AAP]

so why isn't the GOP not backing her? third time I asked this and no answer.

 

[WODIN]

Dude any girl from a 500 yards away with big tits is a "looker".

She could kill drag queens with that face.

 

[AAP]

Dude any girl from a 500 yards away with big tits is a "looker".

She could kill drag queens with that face.

bwahahahahaaa... god you are the best

 

[Longhorn85]

so why isn't the GOP not backing her? third time I asked this and no answer.

The Bush administration is not backing her. My avatar demonstrates that she has the backing of some republicans.

That's why they have a primary, isn't it? To see who will represent the party.

 

[Longhorn85]

Dude any girl from a 500 yards away with big tits is a "looker".

From one of my favorite liberal chat boards:


http://www.democraticunderground.co...sg&forum=132&topic_id=2548491&mesg_id=2550272

 

[AAP]

why aren't they backing or supporting her in the campaign? why are they favoring other candidates?

 

[Longhorn85]

why aren't they backing or supporting her in the campaign? why are they favoring other candidates?

I'm sure their interest is in keeping the seat so they go with who they think is most electable.

I prefer Harris but I'll support the eventual nominee.

 

[Mr. dB]

She's still hot

Now I KNOW you're delusional. She looks like Cruella Deville.

 

[Mr. dB]

That bitch is a year younger than me, and already hagged out. They should put her on one of those "Plastic Surgery Gone Bad" pages.

 

[Longhorn85]

Now I KNOW you're delusional. She looks like Cruella Deville.

Remember, measure her only vs other politicians. Can you name one hotter?

 

[WODIN]

From one of my favorite liberal chat boards:


http://www.democraticunderground.co...sg&forum=132&topic_id=2548491&mesg_id=2550272

Still Fugly.

You really are quite the boob man.

 

[Mr. dB]

Remember, measure her only vs other politicians. Can you name one hotter?

Why can she only be compared to politicians? On an absolute scale, her face is broken, and her skin is prematurely aged. That horseback shot benefits from distance and lack of resolution.

 

[AAP]

Why can she only be compared to politicians? On an absolute scale, her face is broken, and her skin is prematurely aged. That horseback shot benefits from distance and lack of resolution.

Bingo! Even when she smiles she looks like she is whining.

In the race based on beauty looks, she would still be left behind by the GOP looking for someone better.

 

[Longhorn85]

Why can she only be compared to politicians?

Cause I'm saying that she is one of the hottest ones around.

 

[stilleto]

is this the woman you guys are arguing the hotness of?

 

[Longhorn85]

is this the woman you guys are arguing the hotness of?

1st pic = bad
2d pic = good

remember, the yardstick of comparison is all other female politicians

 

[Testosterone boy]

They boosted sharpness, saturation and contrast and color on the first pic.

Bullshit ethics.

She looks good for her age.

 

[BrothaBill]

1st pic = bad
2d pic = good

remember, the yardstick of comparison is all other female politicians

that face is what every girl who tans on EF will look like in a few years, damaged skin, nasty

 

[AAP]

Don't worry, the Dems will see to it Longhorn gets better health coverage so he can get a new set of glasses.

 

[Longhorn85]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

 

[AAP]

None of us is beholding that beauty.

 

[Longhorn85]

Well if I ever make it to one of her campaign rallies I should have no problem getting close to her if most guys feel like you.

Maybe I can be her escort...

 

[Kakdiesel]

LMFAO WODIN AND AAP are killing me with their posts in this thread.

 

[AAP]

Well if I ever make it to one of her campaign rallies I should have no problem getting close to her if most guys feel like you.

Maybe I can be her escort...

If you are into S&M I am sure she would fit the bill. Though I would highly suggest the black leather mask being worn by her.

 

[bluepeter]

I'd lick Hilary Clinton's chocolate starfish before I hit that ditchpig.

 

[Mr. dB]

They boosted sharpness, saturation and contrast and color on the first pic.

Bullshit ethics.

She looks good for her age.

No, the second one is washed out and overexposed.

She's 48. She looks 60. She's a year younger than me, and I know what women my age look like. She is not well preserved, she's pickled.

 

[Mr. dB]

No, the second one is washed out and overexposed.

She's 48. She looks 60. She's a year younger than me, and I know what women my age look like. She is not well preserved, she's pickled.

Wait a minute. She's 48 now, but that picture is from shortly after the 2000 Presidential campaign, when she first hit the national spotlight. So she was only 42 or 43, looking 60. Gack. What a fucking crone.

She should be selling real estate, I can just imagine her portrait on one of those Re-Max signs in front of a house for sale.

 

[WODIN]

Wait a minute. She's 48 now, but that picture is from shortly after the 2000 Presidential campaign, when she first hit the national spotlight. So she was only 42 or 43, looking 60. Gack. What a fucking crone.

She should be selling real estate, I can just imagine her portrait on one of those Re-Max signs in front of a house for sale.

The listing that would never sell....

 

[Longhorn85]

I'd lick Hilary Clinton's chocolate starfish before I hit that ditchpig.

You can have her, I'll take Harris over Hillary.

 

[wootool]

You can have her, I'll take Harris over Hillary.

whats not to like

 

[wootool]

Video--

This is too funny -

a compilation of clips from FOXNEWS trying to plant the RNC Talking POint that this takes away the "Culture Of Corruption" Issue for the Dem's in November. dream on.

http://mediamatters.org/static/video/delay-20060405.mov

 

[pintoca]

Re: Video--

This is too funny -

a compilation of clips from FOXNEWS trying to plant the RNC Talking POint that this takes away the "Culture Of Corruption" Issue for the Dem's in November. dream on.

http://mediamatters.org/static/video/delay-20060405.mov

ololololololololllllllllllooooooooollllllllooooooooooollllllllllll

 

[nycgirl]

Re: Video--

This is too funny -

a compilation of clips from FOXNEWS trying to plant the RNC Talking POint that this takes away the "Culture Of Corruption" Issue for the Dem's in November. dream on.

http://mediamatters.org/static/video/delay-20060405.mov

Oh boy. Someone is getting prepared for the Fall.

How many anti-Republican clips, articles, cartoons & photoshopped pics do you have so far?

 

[pintoca]

Re: Video--

This is too funny -

a compilation of clips from FOXNEWS trying to plant the RNC Talking POint that this takes away the "Culture Of Corruption" Issue for the Dem's in November. dream on.

http://mediamatters.org/static/video/delay-20060405.mov

 

[Longhorn85]

whats not to like

See post #43 for a better likeness (sans photoshop)

 

[WODIN]

Back to Delay.

You know the kicker. He has $1.3 mil in campaign contribution that he can use for legal fees. So basically those law and order loving, God fearing folks, of sugarland are financing his lawyer's new boat. LMAO!

Asshats.

 

[AAP]

Back to Delay.

You know the kicker. He has $1.3 mil in campaign contribution that he can use for legal fees. So basically those law and order loving, God fearing folks, of sugarland are financing his lawyer's new boat. LMAO!

Asshats.

I like the way he was questioned in the interview and asked pointblank 3-4 times "is the reason you are not running for the seat because you think you can not win?" He never answered but his phony smile was basically just trembling all over his face from nervousness.

 

[Testosterone boy]

No, the second one is washed out and overexposed.

She's 48. She looks 60. She's a year younger than me, and I know what women my age look like. She is not well preserved, she's pickled.

That happens when folks wear black clothes.

The first pic still had manipulation done to it.


US News and World Report has ethics that do not allow such photo manipulation.

 

[bluepeter]

Back to Delay.

You know the kicker. He has $1.3 mil in campaign contribution that he can use for legal fees. So basically those law and order loving, God fearing folks, of sugarland are financing his lawyer's new boat. LMAO!

Asshats.

Are you serious? Your politicians can use campaign contributions to finance their legal defense? That's beyond fucked up.

 

[WODIN]

Are you serious? Your politicians can use campaign contributions to finance their legal defense? That's beyond fucked up.

Yes and Yes.

 

[rnch]

I like the way he was questioned in the interview and asked pointblank 3-4 times "is the reason you are not running for the seat because you think you can not win?" He never answered but his phony smile was basically just trembling all over his face from nervousness.

smart of him to wear dark suits....goode for hiding "accidents" brought on by nervousness.

 

[Mr. dB]

So is Tommy boy resigning his seat, or just not running for re-election?

 

[Longhorn85]

Are you serious? Your politicians can use campaign contributions to finance their legal defense? That's beyond fucked up.

Free speech baby, w/full disclosure of course.

 

[AAP]

Buh bye Tommy don't let the door hit you on the way out..... that's all there is.

 

[bluepeter]

Free speech baby, w/full disclosure of course.

Please don't tell me you think it is OK for a politician to use campaign funds donated to him in good faith for defending himself against criminal charges. That isn't a Republican or Democrat issue, that's fraudulent. If I donate money to someone whom I would like to see elected to public service, every damn penny better go to their campaign.

 

[dawookie]

http://chrisafer.com/images/kha.jpg