Deep Thoughts by BBF...

[Deleted member 33117]

Ever notice how many women bitch about the toilet seat being left up because they might sit down and fall into the toilet when they use the restroom?

I'm tried this myself, and found that the only way I could do this is to walk up to the bathroom door, in the dark, turn my back to the door, reach behind my back to open the door, back into the restroom backwards, and feel around for the toilet with my ass with the lights off before sitting down.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ever notice how guys act so homophobic about the slightest touch and sometimes even a hug, but at a sporting event, its ok for men to slap each other on the ass, even naked in the locker room... and no one thinks its even slightly homoerotic?

 

[onebigab]

Ever notice how many women bitch about the toilet seat being left up because they might sit down and fall into the toilet when they use the restroom?

I'm tried this myself, and found that the only way I could do this is to walk up to the bathroom door, in the dark, turn my back to the door, reach behind my back to open the door, back into the restroom backwards, and feel around for the toilet with my ass with the lights off before sitting down.

You have way to much time on your hands to reflect on this.

 

[onebigab]

Ever notice how guys act so homophobic about the slightest touch and sometimes even a hug, but at a sporting event, its ok for men to slap each other on the ass, even naked in the locker room... and no one thinks its even slightly homoerotic?

Dude I never slapped a man's naked ass in the locker room.

 

[big4life]

Ever notice how guys act so homophobic about the slightest touch and sometimes even a hug, but at a sporting event, its ok for men to slap each other on the ass, even naked in the locker room... and no one thinks its even slightly homoerotic?

You have been in some strange locker rooms.



For future reference, a thread titled deep thoughts by......, should not begin with a post about toilet seats. If that is as deep as you go, you might want to stick to the shallow end of a slip and slide.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You have been in some strange locker rooms.



For future reference, a thread titled deep thoughts by......, should not begin with a post about toilet seats. If that is as deep as you go, you might want to stick to the shallow end of a slip and slide.

You clearly do not get the reference. And most of my Deep Thoughts by BBF threads are something fairly shallow. That is the point.

 

[jackangel]

big4life own3d by jack handey

 

[Gambino]

i got my first digger red hit shortly ago...I'm still stinging from the pain

 

[Deleted member 33117]

i got my first digger red hit shortly ago...I'm still stinging from the pain

Been there a couple of times.

 

[BileStew]

Listening to BBF explain any type of deep thoughts is like listening to MIke Tyson explain Yukawa theories in nuclear physics to a group of mimes.

 

[stevexpress]

lmfao bbf you fu**in kill me

 

[jenscats5]

Ever notice how many women bitch about the toilet seat being left up because they might sit down and fall into the toilet when they use the restroom?

I'm tried this myself, and found that the only way I could do this is to walk up to the bathroom door, in the dark, turn my back to the door, reach behind my back to open the door, back into the restroom backwards, and feel around for the toilet with my ass with the lights off before sitting down.

In my house, due to pets, the seat & lid are down at all times....so no matter who you are, you have to check in the dark....

As a woman, I don't see the big deal about the toilet seat.....it bothers me much more how much toothpaste my hubby gets all over the sink....

 

[BileStew]

In my house, due to pets, the seat & lid are down at all times....so no matter who you are, you have to check in the dark........

Why, your animals bitch about the seat being left up too?

 

[jenscats5]

Why, your animals bitch about the seat being left up too?

Yeah, that's it...... LOL

No, I use those bleach tabs that dissolve in the tank, so the water is always filled with cleaning fluid poisonous if they drank the water....so the lid & seat must stay down...

 

[Rex]

When we were younger my cousin and I were at my grandmom's house. He had to take a shit bad and ran upstair into the bathroom, and before he even gets to the bathroom hes halfway undressed. Well he doesn't bother to turn the light on in the bathroom and shits. The fucking seat was down with the lid part also so he shit on that but it spread. He tried to cover it up by cleaning it, but the lid had a white seashell before it, and he got busted when the next person to go in asked him why the seashell was a shade of brown.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Deep thoughts by hansel:

....I wonder why women bitch about the toilet seat being up, when it would actually be much worse if guys left it down and pissed all over it.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Deep thoughts by hansel:

....I wonder why women bitch about the toilet seat being up, when it would actually be much worse if guys left it down and pissed all over it.

Hmmm.... this is something for us to ponder...