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Deep Thoughts by BBF

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy-wuzzy, wasn't very fuzz...
Now was he?




















Comtemplate this.... and wonder if BBF had one to many long island ice teas before getting on the computer.
 
superdave said:
You havent had enough to drink bor, you are still able to type coherently. Me thinks you are just bored.

Or it could just be that. Maybe I'm just trying to get my mind off of sex. Damn, I'm sitting in Houston at my parent's house and they are driving my to the airport to fly to Michigan in the morning, and friend of mine called me from College Station, and she wanted me to drive back there, fuck her, stay up, and leave at 6:00 am to drive back to Houston with no sleep and then catch my plane, because she was really horny. Now I'm sitting her trying not to think about the fact that I'm going to bed alone, after listing to her tell me how gorgous and sexy and am and moaning on the phone. Grrrr....

Olsen Twins Banger, the generally concensus is that Fuzzy-wuzzy was in fact a bear.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:


Or it could just be that. Maybe I'm just trying to get my mind off of sex. Damn, I'm sitting in Houston at my parent's house and they are driving my to the airport to fly to Michigan in the morning, and friend of mine called me from College Station, and she wanted me to drive back there, fuck her, stay up, and leave at 6:00 am to drive back to Houston with no sleep and then catch my plane, because she was really horny. Now I'm sitting her trying not to think about the fact that I'm going to bed alone, after listing to her tell me how gorgous and sexy and am and moaning on the phone. Grrrr....

Olsen Twins Banger, the generally concensus is that Fuzzy-wuzzy was in fact a bear.

Just go to the local "Adult Video Store" and pick up some good anal porn.

Rub one out, and then drive to Houston with a full night of rest.
 
No, I'm in Houston now, at my parent's house. I live in College Station. Anywho, nothing is open on Christmas, and my mom isn't too keen on porn being watched in her living room. Jerking off doesn't help me not think about sex. I'm horny all the time, so cuming doesn't really help.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
No, I'm in Houston now, at my parent's house. I live in College Station. Anywho, nothing is open on Christmas, and my mom isn't too keen on porn being watched in her living room. Jerking off doesn't help me not think about sex. I'm horny all the time, so cuming doesn't really help.

If cumming doesnt alleviate, at least temporarily, the thoughts of sex, then Im afraid that........all hope is lost.
 
superdave, do you not forget the long thread on ETS that stayed up for months titled "Poll:Is BBF obsessed with s-e-x?" All hope is lost bro. Especially since I'm on a hefty dose of test.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
superdave, do you not forget the long thread on ETS that stayed up for months titled "Poll:Is BBF obsessed with s-e-x?" All hope is lost bro. Especially since I'm on a hefty dose of test.

I dont think I ever saw that thread.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
superdave, do you not forget the long thread on ETS that stayed up for months titled "Poll:Is BBF obsessed with s-e-x?" All hope is lost bro. Especially since I'm on a hefty dose of test.


I Know that feeling too well, I just came off of test for the holidays, believe me the break from having sex and all the time thinking about sex is somewhat of a relief but ooooh!!! i'm definetely ready to start back!!!!!!:p

RADAR
 
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
 
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
 
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
What kind of person would call a bear fuzzy wuzzy?
bears are tough.

fuzzy wuzzy is what you call a bunny or some fictitious character meant to appeal to *barf* children
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy-wuzzy, wasn't very fuzz...
Now was he?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuk could chuck wood.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Turd Ferguson said:
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

Good idea.
 
bbf, what where you doing in Michigan? Where did you go in Michigan? If you come here again we should train together...
 
My aunt and uncle live in Oxford. I may or may not be going there again this year, but I will get with you if I do. Gymgurl lives about 10 miles from them. You ever meet her?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
My aunt and uncle live in Oxford. I may or may not be going there again this year, but I will get with you if I do. Gymgurl lives about 10 miles from them. You ever meet her?


I attempted to but she never replied to my thread/pm...she was only 45 minutes from me last weekend, I would have loved to meet her over a beer or two...Oxford, must be a 'burb of Detroit...if you came back I would make the drive and we will lift...
 
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
 
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