Deep Thought

[Robert Jan]

If Jesus Christ was conceived by immaculate conception, Maria was deflowered at his birth.

 

[WarriorPL]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

 

[WarriorPL]

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

 

[WarriorPL]

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

 

[Robert Jan]

actually the one i posted is a quote from a book by a dutch literature novelist, Jan Wolkers

 

[WarriorPL]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

 

[WarriorPL]

Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts rock.

 

[WarriorPL]

actually the one i posted is a quote from a book by a dutch literature novelist, Jan Wolkers

It wasn't funny.

 

[Robert Jan]

its not meant to be. you turned it into a humor thread lol.
He says it so a RC when he gets pissed off

 

[biteme]

Where is the ceiling on the universe? How can it not have an ending? Where did that carbon come from? Where did the stuff come from that carbon came from? so on and so on and so on. Eternal mysteries.

 

[Spartacus]

yeah like if you buy into the big bang theory,you still have to ask yourself,well how did all that mass that eventually exploded come together and where from?

 

[Code]

If Jesus Christ was conceived by immaculate conception, Maria was deflowered at his birth.

You said this on another thread, real deep.

She was a virgin with a child in her, that was the miracle... cum gargling bone pirate.

 

[jrw667s]

So...then Jesus was the one to "deflower" Mary, through his birth...interesting...and rather disturbing.

 

[casavant]

So...then Jesus was the one to "deflower" Mary, through his birth...interesting...and rather disturbing.

Well, if the hymen breaks from something other than intercourse, the woman is still a virgin.

Jesus did not penetrate Mary, he just came out her wah-wah.

She may have already broken her hymen, for that matter. I mean, what if she had been riding bareback on a bony donkey and the old bastard bucked her around a little? POP goes the cherry.

 

[rnch]

deep thoughts from my ol' man:

"feminine logic is a contradiction of terms"

"a joint checking account is married man's alimony"

"they do it to you because they can"

 

[jrw667s]

Well, if the hymen breaks from something other than intercourse, the woman is still a virgin.

Jesus did not penetrate Mary, he just came out her wah-wah.

For today's standards, I'd still call her "deflowered" after the birth. But I really don't like talking about this subject, so I'll just leave it at that.