Decided I don't want to die

[jerseyart]

I mean like ever.

Anyone know anyone who has never died, or how I might go about achieving that goal?

Thanks.

 

[theoak01]

if your a highlander you wont die.

but it doesnt look good for you as " there can be only one"

 

[Smurfy]

JA, you are a goofy mofo.

Also, at time, I have wondered this myself. Im pretty good at blowing things off, Im wondering If i could just AVOID DEATH?

 

[KillahBee]

I die little deaths everyday.

 

[jestros]

Anyone know anyone who has never died
Thanks.

Sure, almost everyone I know had not died.
Your welcome.

 

[jerseyart]

Hmmm


Maybe I should post this thread on the anabolic board

 

[wootoom]

dying sucksa it happened to me onve never again will that happen

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I know somebody who died

 

[jerseyart]

I know somebody who died

Did you figure out what they did wrong?

 

[feisty11975]

JA with crazy threads like this, you make me wanna die!!







J/J

 

[*MissFit*]

I'm gonna so kick u in your nuts buddy

 

[jaded]

If you wish to never die, you should wish to cease aging as well...if you achieve immortality but have the age that goes with it, well, that would suck. LOL.

 

[theoak01]

JA,did you see the second anacondas? you need the blood orchid bro

 

[ChefWide]

I died, but only for a little while.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Did you figure out what they did wrong?

Said they would tell me when I got there!

I don't really wanna go, You know its kinda like one of those things you say yes to that you really didn't want to say yes to.. so you do everything you can to get out of it...

Well thats what I am doing. I may just send Feisty and not tell her where she's going...

 

[PICK3]

So you want to live to be so old and fucked up that someone has to wipe your ass?

 

[jaded]

LOL, and have you seen/read 'Tuck Everlasting'? I don't remember the ending....but it had to do with a spring, that when drank from, led to immortality...

 

[jaded]

So you want to live to be so old and fucked up that someone has to wipe your ass?

that's why i said if he's going to wish to live forever, he should be careful what he wishes for and also wish to cease aging...

 

[*MissFit*]

i think he wants to be kicked in the nuts, and thne he said he wanted mouth to nuts resusatation

 

[jerseyart]

OK, apparently I havent thought this out well enough. I want to stay young and pretty as well.

Also, I never want to have to pay long distance charges ever again

 

[jaded]

i think he wants to be kicked in the nuts, and thne he said he wanted mouth to nuts resusatation

Probably...he's just waiting for Alien Amp Pharm to come along and lend him a hand...and a mouth

 

[feisty11975]

Said they would tell me when I got there!

I don't really wanna go, You know its kinda like one of those things you say yes to that you really didn't want to say yes to.. so you do everything you can to get out of it...

Well thats what I am doing. I may just send Feisty and not tell her where she's going...

Why is everyone always picking on me????? Oh the hell with it, Where am I going? I'll try anything once!!

 

[jaded]

OK, apparently I havent thought this out well enough. I want to stay young and pretty as well.

Also, I never want to have to pay long distance charges ever again

You want to stay young and pretty? Well, hun, sorry but that ship has already set sail... too late

J/K

 

[curling]

Hmmm


Maybe I should post this thread on the anabolic board

I am sorry everybody had got to die but you don't have to stay dead. That choice is up to you. Well take that back maybe you won't have to die if the rapture happens and you right with the Lord.

 

[bran987]

I die little deaths everyday.

 

[Rex]

if your a highlander you wont die.

but it doesnt look good for you as " there can be only one"

What Oak said. So unless you're name is Duncan McCloud of the clan McCloud than I say you're fucked. Good luck to you though.

 

[jerseyart]

I found an old Wiccan spell that involved sacrificing a virgin girl

But it seemed like such a watse, so I hit it instead. I need to find a fat ugly virgin

 

[sorerotators]

I dont mind dying. I just dont want to be there when it happens.

 

[jerseyart]

I dont mind dying. I just dont want to be there when it happens.

Are you a virgin?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I need to find a fat ugly virgin

Hi.

 

[jestros]

Hi.

LOL!!

 

[jerseyart]

Hi.

The girl in your avatar would prolly do as well

 

[sorerotators]

Why yes....yes i am.....do with me as you wish...please

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The girl in your avatar would prolly do as well

That's not a very comforting notion; me, being on biological par with 'mosh girl'.

 

[jerseyart]

That's not a very comforting notion; me, being on biological par with 'mosh girl'.

Dude physically you got all the tools playah.

You come down to the city this week and Im getting you laid

 

[Spartacus]

buried a guy yesterday.44 and with 4 children.over a thousand came to the funeral.saddest part was the look on one of his son's face when he placed the Alabama cap on the casket at the end. the look was "my daddy's gone"

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You come down to the city this week and Im getting you laid

I don't want to doubt your mojo or anything, but saying you're gonna get me laid is like saying your gonna help Tuc lose 100 pounds...it's a tall order.

 

[PICK3]

buried a guy yesterday.44 and with 4 children.over a thousand came to the funeral.saddest part was the look on one of his son's face when he placed the Alabama cap on the casket at the end. the look was "my daddy's gone"

Yep ... that's fucked up for sure!

 

[jerseyart]

I don't want to doubt your mojo or anything, but saying your gonna get me laid is like saying your gonna help Tuc lose 100 pounds...it's tall order.

Nah

My sis is 27 and has a gf from college who cant keep her legs together. Just slip in under the blankets and shes good to go.

She's pretty too. She can be back up in case you dont find anything better

 

[feisty11975]

Nah

My sis is 27 and has a gf from college who cant keep her legs together. Just slip in under the blankets and shes good to go.

She's pretty too. She can be back up in case you dont find anything better

JA why you trying to brainwash Ulcaster? Leave him be. He don't want no pussy!!! He's waiting. Respect that!!

 

[jerseyart]

JA why you trying to brainwash Ulcaster? Leave him be. He don't want no pussy!!! He's waiting. Respect that!!

The hell he doesnt woman. Im gonna do for him what some adult male in his family should have done years ago. Get him laid by some soft pretty things and put a stupid grin on his face.

Way past tiem the young man started livin life some

 

[feisty11975]

The hell he doesnt woman. Im gonna do for him what some adult male in his family should have done years ago. Get him laid by some soft pretty things and put a stupid grin on his face.

Way past tiem the young man started livin life some

Do as you wish!!! Just don't make me tell you I told you so. Could be the best thing that will ever happen to him or it could be the worst few minutes of his life!!! LOL j/j

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Do as you wish!!! Just don't make me tell you I told you so. Could be the best thing that will ever happen to him or it could be the worst few minutes of his life!!! LOL j/j