Decapitated another guy today.

[biteme]

I need to lay off the Wheaties. This time it was a left hook that knocked his head clean off of his shoulders. God, I'm such a badass. No charges filed, since he started it.

 

[Sub-Zero]

bs ometer ______________>extrabs

 

[biteme]

bs ometer ______________>extrabs

This makes the 3rd one in the last 2 weeks. Probably a record.

 

[AAP]

I once clotheslined a guy so hard, three days later he was still spinning in place in the air and as billed on 60 Minutes as Human Ferris Wheel.

 

[Sub-Zero]

one time i beat a guy up with my penis

 

[biteme]

I once clotheslined a guy so hard, three days later he was still spinning in place in the air and as billed on 60 Minutes as Human Ferris Wheel.

LOL

 

[biteme]

one time i beat a guy up with my penis

worried face. Why will my smilie button not work?

 

[FISHTALES]

video?

 

[biteme]

video?

I love that video in your sig. Probably my favorite. Is that Drew Carry?

 

[Sub-Zero]

worried face. Why will my smilie button not work?

if i got beat up with a penis i wouldnt be able to smile either

 

[UA_Iron]

Chuck Norris >> all of you.

Me >> Chuck Norris

by induction we can conclude...

 

[mountain muscle]

You Texans and your imaginations...

 

[buffer1]

I need to lay off the Wheaties. This time it was a left hook that knocked his head clean off of his shoulders. God, I'm such a badass. No charges filed, since he started it.

lol@tough guy

 

[Mr. dB]

I love that video in your sig. Probably my favorite. Is that Drew Carry?

Sigh. Penn Jillette.

 

[The Shadow]

Dirk??


Is this you??

 

[Frisky]

I slapped a chicks ass so hard on Friday, it still was shaking on Monday.

tee heee

How ya doing suga

 

[heatherrae]

I need to lay off the Wheaties. This time it was a left hook that knocked his head clean off of his shoulders. God, I'm such a badass. No charges filed, since he started it.

You probably shouldn't do that. I bet decapitation really stings.

 

[Gymgurl]

one time i beat a guy up with my penis

This worries me