Death Predictor

[slat1]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

 

[slat1]

Slat: At age 81 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

 

[slat1]

*I guess I always figured some stripper or prostitue would kill me before I turned 40.

 

[pdaddy]

what the hell is that

 

[heatherrae]

Heather: At age 56 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


Both of us are stingy but I get knocked off at 56. Bastards!

 

[Frisky]

Frisky: At age 71 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

 

[Kabeetz]

Kabeetz: At age 41 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.


Not bad

 

[cindylou]

at 77 I will pee on an electric fence.

 

[youngguns]

Kyle: At age 69 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

 

[ck2006]

at age 38 you will die lonely and alone. Just turned 32 I better start living it up!

 

[LuluDeren]

"luluderen: At age 60 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family."

Zzzzzzzzzzzz, people do that all the time where I dine...White Castle Hamburgers (I love me a gut bomb)

 

[Cutiebaby]

angel: At age 70 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

 

[musclemom]

I'm outliving all y'all:

musclemom: At age 93 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

 

[Scotsman]

Scotsman: At age 41 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Beat that biatches.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Big Rick Rock: At age 57 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


Call me crazy, but I actually believe this to be a possibility.



-BRR

 

[OMEGA]

At age 68 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

WTF