dear ssme, marry me. love, smalls

[smallmovesal]

gummy cock ring anyone?

 

[Virtual Acid]

Perverts...

 

[smallmovesal]

is that a yes or a no darling?

 

[supersizeme]

i am more than willing, although right now i have a scorching case of gonorrhea and i like to go down on girls with a mouth full of tacks. if either of these are going to be a problem for you, go ahead and let me know now so i know whether or not to begin the paperwork.

 

[smallmovesal]

my herpes is flaring up right now and i lately have a habit of spontaneously biting while performing oral sex so i suppose it'd be a fair trade...

 

[The Shadow]

this is so sudden. i'm going to need a ring of some sort.

Use that wing nut....oh - sorry - forgot that is your cock-ring...

 

[supersizeme]

Use that wing nut....oh - sorry - forgot that is your cock-ring...

Spermchugolio, I could take that flame, turn it into foam and wrap it around my beer for hot summer days.

smalls everything sounds good, but i refuse to support your 7 different children all by different fathers. how do you feel about selling human life on the black market?

 

[The Shadow]

I could take that flame, turn it into foam and wrap it

around you neck like those pearl necklaces you're into???

 

[WODIN]

RUN SSME! RUN! MAN!!! WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

 

[supersizeme]

RUN SSME! RUN! MAN!!! WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

shhh...someone told me she is rich and i'm tired of working