dear ssme, marry me. love, smalls

[WODIN]

shhh...someone told me she is rich and i'm tired of working

You can alway get a new job. Your old job won't follow you from San Francisco to Singapore though like a crazy Rich Chick would.

 

[smallmovesal]

smalls everything sounds good, but i refuse to support your 7 different children all by different fathers. how do you feel about selling human life on the black market?

well, the babies' daddies didn't want them so i decided to put them up on ebay...

 

[smallmovesal]

well, the babies' daddies didn't want them so i decided to put them up on ebay...

not good enough? what can i do to have you by my side?

 

[supersizeme]

no actually that pic is pretty impressive. you've even got 7 kids in there so i know put some effort into that. how did you crank out the kid there in the two row, middle picture? seems almost genetically impossible given your cracker self, unless the babydaddy is a black hole.

i'm going to need a bit more wooing. i'm not that easy.

 

[smallmovesal]

a black hole? that lakisha is a beautiful little girl, but i just don't need those damn kids nagging if i want to tap "uncle ssme"... ya know?

hmmm well i gave it some thought and i put up my backhoe up for sale too... so we can move into a my dream trailer!

39,000K CAD you fools! you can't go wrong!

 

[smallmovesal]

i also am putting up the toys for sale - kids have fun with dirt and cardboard, yo.

(my kids like snoopy for some reason)

 

[supersizeme]

smalls. are you prepared to sign a pre-nup. i am worth easily 4 dollars and i am not prepared to just sign 2 of it away.

 

[smallmovesal]

smalls. are you prepared to sign a pre-nup. i am worth easily 4 dollars and i am not prepared to just sign 2 of it away.

sho thang... you can have the urn of sammi jo