dear mr spellwin...

[bwood]

dear mr spellwin...

recently i was contacted by the moderator wodin who
politely asked me in a very professional and courteous manner to cease and desist an impolite posting behavior i was having a problem controlling...

he was well within his rights to do so as i was
violating the tos and at least a probable dozen-plus decency laws in the bible belt...

and for that and any detriment to the board, i sincerely apologize...

BUT, this has caused me great mental pain and anguish...

did wodin say, "listen asshole, cut the shit out???"

no...

did wodin say, "you are soooo fuckin banned???"

no..

did wodin terrorize, brutalize, patronize, or jeopardize me in any direct way???

no...

what gives???

am i not one of the group...one of the regulars...one of the people who belong on C&C???

is it really necessary to ostracize me from the others???

isnt it excessive punishment to give me a feeling of dignity and humanity that the real world can never live up to, thereby, condemning me to a future life of unfulfilled hopes, dreams, and aspirations based on this unrealistic treatment standard that this wodin fellow has established in dealing with me in this way???

that isnt what C&C is about...
C&C is about terrorizing nathan and darktooth
C&C is about trading jabs with assplorer and drunken weasel...
C&C is about being amazed when the nature boy is off his meds...
C&C is about waiting patiently for cornholio to wreak his terrible vengeance on me for my atrocious avatar...

C&C is about saying "2Thick stinks..."

i demand that you immediately direct wodin to post my reprimand here in the proper manner that he should have used when he contacted me about correcting the problem...

i demand much swearing... castigation of my mother...general questioning of my lineage and my possible mental defects and my parents probable marital status and my likely propensity for conjugal relations with farm animals...

in short, mr spellwin, sir...i demand respect...

thank you for your consideration of this matter...

bwood8168 (seriously thinking of naming his first child george...)

p.s. 2Thick stinks...

 

[Citruscide]

I'm not sure how you really feel about this...

I always thought C&C was just an interent chat board... lol ... I guess I missed the DEEPER meaning.

C-ditty

 

[velvett]

OMG!
Make it sticky!!!

 

[distanced]

this one will go down in the records
it'll be a classic

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Great peice...
Kinda surprised my name ended up in it...

 

[The Ranger]

*Classic*

Ranger

 

[hardrock]

See if this helps?


Alright you faggot cocksucker, shape up or ship out. Get your dick outta that pigs ass(farm pig not your mom) and start posting something respectable. Get it right you fuckin poster boy for the gay special polympics.


I'm not Wodin, but desperate times.................

 

[AAP]

Don't worry. When I become a mod, I will pick up the slack that Wodin is dropping and insult/belittle you appropiately.

All of you.

 

[PoyeBoy]

wwwd

 

[distanced]

aap, will you be delivering spankings to the naughty ones too?

 

[HumorMe]

OMG!
Make it sticky!!!

Sticky hell..........it should be framed!

 

[KAYNE]

Don't worry. When I become a mod, I will pick up the slack that Wodin is dropping and insult/belittle you appropiately.

All of you.

GOOD.....NO DISCRIMINATING HERE!!! WODIN ONLY INSULTS/BELITTLES AND LOCKS/DELETES THE THREADS OF PEOPLE WHOM DO NOT KISS HIS ASS, ISNT IN HIS LITTLE CLICK, OR HE DOESNT LIKE!!! YOU'LL BE A GREAT MOD ANAL IF YOU CAN JUST REMEMBER NOT TO FOLLOW WODINS FOOTSTEPS. I FEEL SORRY FOR X THOUGH.


PS...WODIN STINKS.



KAYNE

 

[AAP]

aap, will you be delivering spankings to the naughty ones too?

Only when I am nice.

 

[bwood]

See if this helps?


Alright you faggot cocksucker, shape up or ship out. Get your dick outta that pigs ass(farm pig not your mom) and start posting something respectable. Get it right you fuckin poster boy for the gay special polympics.


I'm not Wodin, but desperate times.................

i feel somewhat better...

thanks...

 

[kronk]

In the words of Cornholio.........(cont next time)

 

[distanced]

lol, that's funny. what timing

 

[kronk]

FUCKING STUCK

This post may very well have to be moved to the best of Elite Fitness.

 

[PHATchik]

lmao.

 

[The Shadow]

s...
C&C is about waiting patiently for cornholio to wreak his terrible vengeance on me for my atrocious avatar...

Its already in place and you dont even know it...



muuahahahahaha!!!!

MUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


That'll be a buck fitty for the use of FUCKING STUCK....

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

I don't find it remotely funny. Am I retarded or sane?

 

[distanced]

It must be a gay thing...........

I wouldn't understand

 

[kronk]

Re: Re: dear mr spellwin...

That'll be a buck fitty for the use of FUCKING STUCK....

Do you take post dated checks?

 

[WODIN]

In Rural Changshi province in 1146 there was a great physician known throughout the country side to have cured almost every patient that had come to him.

He was ordered to the emporer's court to become the royal physician to the emporer himself.

The emporer said that I have heard you are the greatest physician in all of China.

To this the physician replied....You are mistaken, I am only the second best physician in all of China.

The emporer asked .....Who is The greatest then?

The Physician replied...My brother who lives near great river.

I have not heard of him healing anyone, said the emporer.

Exactley, replied the physician, his patients never require healing for he guides them in such a way as to avoid illness.


*****


If I could only be like Ranger some day....

 

[Bikini Mod]

YOU gold-digging, dumbass, cock-sucking whore!!!!






Do you feel better now? I know, I do.

 

[bwood]

YOU gold-digging, dumbass, cock-sucking whore!!!!






Do you feel better now? I know, I do.

i find it insulting that you use a recycled insult
on me...

 

[2Thick]

p.s. 2Thick stinks...

I can vouch for that!

 

[WODIN]

GO BUCS!!!! LMAO!!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

i find it insulting that you use a recycled insult
on me...

I guess that elite has become a lot like the music industry as of late - nobody writes any new material anymore....

Sadly, I lack creativity and imagination. I can only regurgitate the useless drivel of others.

Forgive me. I am not worthy.