Dear Coworker (a reply)

[Gambino]

I am very sorry for the confusion ma'am. You see, I've meet so many attractive women like yourself that love dating older men such as myself. They seem to enjoy the fact that I have lots of money and buy them Gucci clothing and expensive jewlerly.

I know you think you are hot, smart and sexy, but really at most you are hot, smart only rarely and sexy when I am piss drunk. I keep hoping that after all these years of getting boned on the first date you would finally have given it up to me. After you do I'll definetly leave you alone

I'd honestly, from the bottom of my heart, rather fuck your sister but she doesn't give it up as easily. When you do finally touch me i gurantee the hidden camera will catch it all on tape for later jerk sessions.
See you in hell,

Cordially
Your boss

 

[nutsnack]

stop writing in that gay color!

 

[Sub-Zero]

damn, you should sue him for sexual harrasment gambino...

easy or not noone should treat you like that!

 

[SoKlueles]

lol cute

 

[Raina]

Dear Coworker,

Thanks for your response. Nice choice of color. Maybe that answers the gay question?

I'm glad you're not actually attracted to me because I almost want to scar my face or something to get you to not look my way. I'd rather that I disgusted you than attracted you in any way. I think I'd rather be pursued by anyone and anything rather than you. I can have a more stimulating conversation with my stapler than with you.

I know that you think it's very very impressive to have cashiered at a liquor store for 12 years....but I'm not very impressed. I think I was making more when I was 15 than you were for those 12 years.

I'd rather be soaked in gasoline and lit on fire than have your flesh contact mine. You repulse me like no other. I have no idea how you've had women date you in the past, though they were fat and homely so that could explain it.

 

[Gambino]

lol raina is a good sport

 

[SoKlueles]

Dear Coworker,

Thanks for your response. Nice choice of color. Maybe that answers the gay question?

I'm glad you're not actually attracted to me because I almost want to scar my face or something to get you to not look my way. I'd rather that I disgusted you than attracted you in any way. I think I'd rather be pursued by anyone and anything rather than you. I can have a more stimulating conversation with my stapler than with you.

I know that you think it's very very impressive to have cashiered at a liquor store for 12 years....but I'm not very impressed. I think I was making more when I was 15 than you were for those 12 years.

I'd rather be soaked in gasoline and lit on fire than have your flesh contact mine. You repulse me like no other. I have no idea how you've had women date you in the past, though they were fat and homely so that could explain it.

bahahahahaha

 

[Gambino]

this thread could have been so much more

 

[Raina]

Does this make it better?

 

[Dunk]

Does this make it better?

eeeeeewww grosss.

 

[Smurfy]

The End.

 

[Gambino]

Does this make it better?

non plats raina

 

[Raina]

I don't know how to post it for nonplats.

Dunk-- you can aspire to kiss my ass.

 

[Gambino]

imageshack.us

that easy sweet tits

 

[Raina]

http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blue43pi.jpg

Does that work?

 

[Dunk]

I don't know how to post it for nonplats.

Dunk-- you can aspire to kiss my ass.

Raina- you spelled eat wrong

 

[Gambino]

http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blue43pi.jpg

Does that work?

*gulp*

yep

 

[Sub-Zero]

Does this make it better?

theres stuff in the way.... not sure if u knew or not