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- Thread starter Raina
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Dear Naked Guy,
Next time your nakedness creeps up on me at 5:00 a.m on my way to the bus expect a dose of pepper spray in your face.
Next time your nakedness creeps up on me at 5:00 a.m on my way to the bus expect a dose of pepper spray in your face.
Dear Little Brother,
Thank you for BREAKING into my room, and leaving the following for me to find when i went home for my lunch break
1. The burnt in image on my 42'' plasma of Madden 2006 paused to show steelers 21 eagles 14
2. My Noise Cancelling headphones with the wire RIPPED out
3. My suit jacket i just got back from the cleaners and had laid out for my date tonight thrown on the floor
WTF DID YOU DO IN MY ROOM TO CAUSE THIS MUCH DAMAGE IN ONE DAY???
And a special thank you in advance for the ass-whoopin i will give you as soon as i see you.
Thanks,
Your pissed off big brother who is twice the size of you and whoops your ass whenever you do stupid shit like this yet you don't seem to learn
Thank you for BREAKING into my room, and leaving the following for me to find when i went home for my lunch break
1. The burnt in image on my 42'' plasma of Madden 2006 paused to show steelers 21 eagles 14
2. My Noise Cancelling headphones with the wire RIPPED out
3. My suit jacket i just got back from the cleaners and had laid out for my date tonight thrown on the floor
WTF DID YOU DO IN MY ROOM TO CAUSE THIS MUCH DAMAGE IN ONE DAY???
And a special thank you in advance for the ass-whoopin i will give you as soon as i see you.
Thanks,
Your pissed off big brother who is twice the size of you and whoops your ass whenever you do stupid shit like this yet you don't seem to learn
slat1
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Dear brain,
Stop doing what ever you are doing. You are ruining my life. I once lived a life of luxury. It was carefree and out of control. I loved it. Now you have ruined it.
Your penis
PS. If you don't have sex with some strippers, models, porno stars and/or prostitutes I will devise a way to kill you soon!
Stop doing what ever you are doing. You are ruining my life. I once lived a life of luxury. It was carefree and out of control. I loved it. Now you have ruined it.
Your penis
PS. If you don't have sex with some strippers, models, porno stars and/or prostitutes I will devise a way to kill you soon!
T
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Dear gods of grading things,
thank you for passing down to me the ability to grade threads. I was never good at grading anything until you bestowed this gift upon me.
A. very nice thread.
thank you for passing down to me the ability to grade threads. I was never good at grading anything until you bestowed this gift upon me.
A. very nice thread.
