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[BigCracker]

yea im a middle aged loser who has accomplished nothing in my life and i think im funny when i make smartass remarks to 18 year old kids my sex life consits of constant masturbation to internet porn and an ocasional bag of lotion between the mattress just to keep things fresh......i dont have kids bc i cant get pussy so i just waste my time talking shit to them instead.......its a pretty great life i have here in my mobile home with no family. i guess i should tell u that my daddy touched me when i was younger so it really fucked me up in the head and u should ignore everything i say i mean hell i am just a big cracker.....i jsut ahd my mid life crisis its great i started shopping at abercrombie and i have a tuned up honda civic it really looks good parked infront of my mobile home damn life is good

Great English, grear grammar, and you are a complete moron-another product of the USA's sub par public education system. Read the "stickies" you little puddwhacker-you aren't even supposed to post stupid questions like this and besides that you are too young for roids. And if you think I don't have any cred, wanna see a contest photo? I've got another one of me at 300 lbs too.

And btw when you are my age we'll see if you can still bang 18 yr old chicks like I can. It may not seem like a big deal now, but just wait until you're a 35 yr old fat bald guy in a vette and all the girls your age look like they just had a litter of pups. If you look like me, you won't ever be considered an old fart by chicks that are 18.

I'm tellin you right now, you had better slow your roll on this board newbie. Just wait until a few more of the regs/vets see your post-you think I'm flaming you now? Just wait iuntil you become a mockery for 50% of the board. I give it about 8 hrs before this post either gets closed or deleted because this retarded topic has been covered 3-4 x already in the past week. Good job son. I think Laguna Beach is on and you're missing it.

 

[gettnlarge01]

Eat like this for a month and the weight will come. 6am-protein shake,7am-12eggs 1/2lb bacon,9am-2 turkey burgers 1 cup of rice with milk,11am-2chicken breast 2cups rice with tea,1pm-medium pizza with tea,3pm-2 turkey burgers 1cup of rice with milk,5pm-16oz steak and potatoes with tea,7pm-chicken salad with fat free mayo,9pm-yogurt,11pm- protein shake.

 

[gee brown]

your diet does need to be a bit better than that,if your bulking you need plenty of red meat,full fat milk (added kcals) maybe a weight gainer powder ,pasta, rice, baked potatoes,eggs, tuna.

 

[drrman]

Great English, grear grammar, and you are a complete moron-another product of the USA's sub par public education system. Read the "stickies" you little puddwhacker-you aren't even supposed to post stupid questions like this and besides that you are too young for roids. And if you think I don't have any cred, wanna see a contest photo? I've got another one of me at 300 lbs too.

And btw when you are my age we'll see if you can still bang 18 yr old chicks like I can. It may not seem like a big deal now, but just wait until you're a 35 yr old fat bald guy in a vette and all the girls your age look like they just had a litter of pups. If you look like me, you won't ever be considered an old fart by chicks that are 18.

I'm tellin you right now, you had better slow your roll on this board newbie. Just wait until a few more of the regs/vets see your post-you think I'm flaming you now? Just wait iuntil you become a mockery for 50% of the board. I give it about 8 hrs before this post either gets closed or deleted because this retarded topic has been covered 3-4 x already in the past week. Good job son. I think Laguna Beach is on and you're missing it.

this is fucknig great! i love clicking on threads like this when i know bigcracker has responded. You pretty much say everything im thinking bro, just word it better than i could.

and for you football_hoops_and_hopes, good luck with your 2 week low dosage dball cycle, im sure with all that roast beef and tacos oh and those FIVE chicken nuggets, lets dont forget those......along with 2 dball tabs per day you'll be starting for division 1 right quick!!!

 

[BigCracker]

Lovin that bomb hoop boy? It wasn't even from me-2 more and you're blocked out. Keep talkin shit.

 

[drrman]

Lovin that bomb hoop boy? It wasn't even from me-2 more and you're blocked out. Keep talkin shit.

its FOOTBALL and hoops to you BC, don't be dissing him because you are jealous

 

[BigCracker]

and for you football_hoops_and_hopes, good luck with your 2 week low dosage dball cycle, im sure with all that roast beef and tacos oh and those FIVE chicken nuggets, lets dont forget those......along with 2 dball tabs per day you'll be starting for division 1 right quick!!!

Dennis Miller would be proud of that one.

 

[BigCracker]

its FOOTBALL and hoops to you BC, don't be dissing him because you are jealous

Actually me insulting him is part of the "grooming" process. I need to break him down emotionally first so someday I can further mentor him by tapping his butt cherry. When I'm done, he'll have silent farts for the rest of his life. No lube either-I hit that shitter dry!!!!

 

[drrman]

Actually me insulting him is part of the "grooming" process. I need to break him down emotionally first so someday I can further mentor him by tapping his butt cherry. When I'm done, he'll have silent farts for the rest of his life. No lube either-I hit that shitter dry!!!!

LMFAO..............these early morning posts are great

 

[boz44]

Great English, grear grammar, and you are a complete moron-another product of the USA's sub par public education system. Read the "stickies" you little puddwhacker-you aren't even supposed to post stupid questions like this and besides that you are too young for roids. And if you think I don't have any cred, wanna see a contest photo? I've got another one of me at 300 lbs too.

And btw when you are my age we'll see if you can still bang 18 yr old chicks like I can. It may not seem like a big deal now, but just wait until you're a 35 yr old fat bald guy in a vette and all the girls your age look like they just had a litter of pups. If you look like me, you won't ever be considered an old fart by chicks that are 18.

I'm tellin you right now, you had better slow your roll on this board newbie. Just wait until a few more of the regs/vets see your post-you think I'm flaming you now? Just wait iuntil you become a mockery for 50% of the board. I give it about 8 hrs before this post either gets closed or deleted because this retarded topic has been covered 3-4 x already in the past week. Good job son. I think Laguna Beach is on and you're missing it.

I'd like to see the contest photo and the one when you are 300 lbs. Always good to put a face with a poster. I'd post mine, but I've never been in a contest and only weigh 200 lbs. Pretty sad.