Day 9....still no hubby

[Gymgurl]

What the heck is a girl to do

 

[HiDnGoD]

Did yours go missing, or are you looking for one?

 

[Gymgurl]

Mine went missing....to Nebraska.....

 

[redguru]

Did you bury him in the back yard?

 

[chefbone]

Can I come over and make you feel like a woman?

 

[Gymgurl]

I think after 9 days of no sex.....I might kill ya with pleasure.......

 

[biteme]

What the heck is a girl to do

Fly me in and you'll forget that he even exists.

 

[exotic_island_girl]

Uh Oh

 

[HiDnGoD]

Let me get a pen. The egame on here is astounding. I need to take notes.

 

[pintoca]

wifey arrives in 12 hours.

Don't expect too much posting by me tomorrow.

 

[redguru]

I think after 9 days of no sex.....I might kill ya with pleasure.......

No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.

 

[hotzie]

you can come stay with me and i will keep you occupied until he gets home

 

[gonelifting]

What the heck is a girl to do

Have you run out of batteries, WOMAN?!?

 

[pintoca]

From the website

"Giant Hunk Dildo

This is one MONSTER DILDO...
This is one of the fattest toys at 9 1/4" around.
It is flesh colored OR black latex and is 14" long...
This is a VERY SERIOUS dildo weighing several pounds.
It is only for the MOST EXPERIENCED!!!

$39.95"

 

[Gymgurl]

Yeah I need a refill for my BOB

 

[Dial_tone]

Sounds like a job for Dial_tone

 

[redguru]

Sounds like a job for Dial_tone

I guess it would be just like changing the batteries in a flashlight. Pretty simple actually.

 

[chefbone]

Sounds like a job for Dial_tone

Step aside broham!!!! This is a job for The Bone!!!!!!

 

[Gymgurl]

What is the deal with men hunting.......I think I deserve to go hunting for cawk..fair is fair

 

[Whiskey]

What is the deal with men hunting.......I think I deserve to go hunting for cawk..fair is fair

you can't have me. no matter how hard you try or how sexy you look. you will never be able to get me.





























but by all means do try. ya might get "lucky" and catch me ;-P

Whiskey

 

[Gymgurl]

Well I think your location says it all....come on 5 more hours of freedom

 

[H_T_]

"somebody's clooooooser................"

 

[Gymgurl]

hey I think I might have sex before Pinto does.........YAYAY me

 

[pintoca]

hey I think I might have sex before Pinto does.........YAYAY me

WTF??? wifey arrives in 7 hours now. I'm planning on getting busy in the car, at the airport parking lot.

 

[Gymgurl]

HA got you beat....about 4 more hours for me

 

[pintoca]

HA got you beat....about 4 more hours for me

be gentle on the old man... he is going to be like "ha, look at all the critters I got", while you are like "OK, now, bent over!!!"

DAYUMMMMM

 

[HiDnGoD]

WTF??? wifey arrives in 7 hours now. I'm planning on getting busy in the car, at the airport parking lot.

Take your notebook & post while doing the deed.

 

[Gymgurl]

I'll be sleeping in a afterglow of several o's while he is driving madly to the airport still thinking about it