David Caruso

[AAP]

What a shitty actor. CSI Miami.

That bitch needs to get his neck operated on because obviously he can't hold his head up straight. He has that neck craned over and tilted at the Ultra Dramatic angles everytime you see him on tv. Then he spouts his two word punch line and makes the fastest exit you ever see off the screen.

That bitch needs a football punt in the nuts. I can't stand him.

 

[PICK3]

Funny he started his career in "An Officer and a Gentleman" where Lou Gousett made him a punk.

Then, he went to become a badass in NYPD Blue.

 

[hotzie]

i hate him also

 

[Behemoth]

I liked him on NYPD...but not so much on CSI Miami...

Too many CSI shows anyway...

 

[rnch]

wasn't he also in the micheal mann "crime story" series of the late 80's?

 

[AAP]

Honest to god if I were ever busted and interogated by some punk ass wannabee tough cop like that, I would have his ass crying by the time that session was up. Acting all bad ass, but his only acting skills consist of staring over his eyebrows, throwing out zinging statements and then rapidly exiting the scene to go on somewhere else.

He is the type of person I would love to run into in the sauna when he is by himself and just whip the shit out of him.

 

[redguru]

gawd, I can't stand his pockmarked rosacea laden face. He's more overdramatic than Shatner.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i actually like him, quit bitchin








nyaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[PICK3]

Everyone thought he lost his mind when he left NYPD Blue, but he lucked into CSI.

 

[Dial_tone]

What a shitty actor. CSI Miami.

That bitch needs to get his neck operated on because obviously he can't hold his head up straight. He has that neck craned over and tilted at the Ultra Dramatic angles everytime you see him on tv. Then he spouts his two word punch line and makes the fastest exit you ever see off the screen.

That bitch needs a football punt in the nuts. I can't stand him.

Horatio is pretty much the same character he played on NYPD Blue...same single sentence delivery.

 

[Dial_tone]

Everyone thought he lost his mind when he left NYPD Blue, but he lucked into CSI.

He did lose his mind....he made 3-4 movies that didn't do a God damn thing at the box office but I guess his agent told him to strike while the iron is hot.

 

[dullboy]

dullboy says he was awesome in nypd blue. and rambo. lol

 

[dullboy]

He is the type of person I would love to run into in the sauna when he is by himself and just whip the shit out of him.

dullboy says that's too much homoeroticism for him.

 

[Dial_tone]

His character was the same in Proof of Life too....only he was the sidekick to Russell Crowe.

 

[Mr. dB]

Everyone thought he lost his mind when he left NYPD Blue, but he lucked into CSI.

And how many years of nothing in between?

 

[Mr. dB]

Playing a self-important pompous ass comes just a little bit too naturally for him.

 

[AAP]

He nearly sunk NYPD until the day he drama ridden ass left.

 

[MrMuscle]

Now its ON AAP. This guy is the best thing that happend to CSI ever.

 

[reno240]

So I am sitting there watching - I believe - season 1 of CSI Miami. A boat drives up to a party and starts shooting people. After the CSI crew shows up and figures out that the bullets came from a boat.... Caruso cocks his head to the side, looks over the rim of his sunglasses, the camera zooms in tight, and he says:
"Drive-by - Miami style."

I turned the show off at that moment, and have not seen it since.

 

[jenscats5]

So I am sitting there watching - I believe - season 1 of CSI Miami. A boat drives up to a party and starts shooting people. After the CSI crew shows up and figures out that the bullets came from a boat.... Caruso cocks his head to the side, looks over the rim of his sunglasses, the camera zooms in tight, and he says:
"Drive-by - Miami style."

I turned the show off at that moment, and have not seen it since.

He always has those 1-liners at the very beginning of the show.....some of them are pretty darned bad.....

 

[manny78]

He looks bored. I used to work with an investigator who had the same attitude, same wannabe badass lines. CSI Miami sucks anyway....

 

[redguru]

Well, you know all criminalists walk around interviewing suspects, brandishing firearms and solving murders. That's what I hate about the whole CSI profgramming idea.

 

[manny78]

Well, you know all criminalists walk around interviewing suspects, brandishing firearms and solving murders. That's what I hate about the whole CSI profgramming idea.

That's the part I dont get about CSI. Forensics aren't sworn officers. As far as I'm concerned, they can't take a sample here and there, make the analysis but that's it. They dont fuck around interviewing people and kicking down doors. The ones we have around here are not even armed. No cuffs, mace, ASP. Pencil, notepad and their forensic kit that's it. Oh and they dont drive Hummers when the real detectives are stuck with Sebrings, Malibus and Impalas...

 

[rnch]

i've always wondered who he had carnal relations with in order to keep getting these acting jobs....gaud knows it's not from his talent!



hmmmmm........that might explain why his neck is bent that way...lololol

 

[Y_lifter]

He a Douche'

 

[basskiller]

What a shitty actor. CSI Miami.

That bitch needs to get his neck operated on because obviously he can't hold his head up straight. He has that neck craned over and tilted at the Ultra Dramatic angles everytime you see him on tv. Then he spouts his two word punch line and makes the fastest exit you ever see off the screen.

That bitch needs a football punt in the nuts. I can't stand him.

I used to like him.. but I see that every role that he has now is the same character

Like Ben stiller everyone is an offshoot of zoolander very shitty IMO

 

[reno240]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdqPRfCUVGs&search=kate walsh david spade showbiz show

PERFECT!!

 

[cranny]

Yeah, he's def. the worst. But I gotta believe the director and/or producers are wanting him to play that silly role. It's awful to watch. All of the CSI's are pretty out there w/ all of the investigating and arresting they do on their own. They're a complete police force in one dept. I do admit I enjoy watching the CSI NY w/ that beautiful Melina Kanakarese(sp.). She's hawt

 

[Dial_tone]

Caruso is the new David Hasselhoff...only without the looks and even less talent.

 

[Y_lifter]

He's still a huge used douche bag..

 

[boxerjake]

He's not man enough to pull off the tough guy one liners ....

Fuck i could kick his ass with one arm and one leg tied behind my back ...

If your going to play the rough tough no nonsense cop , you need the goods .

This ass has no goods .....

 

[RottenWillow]

He's more overdramatic than Shatner.

omg that's the ultimate slam on an actor.

 

[RottenWillow]

he's actually a better actor than that, not great, but decent. I totally agree though that the Horatio character is lamer than a two legged dog. His attempt to play a tough guy just doesnt work at all.