Ha ha ha.. I had the Girl Scouts come to my house this winter. It was 20 degrees out. I happened to be on the phone with a college buddy. I asked him to hold on. I opened the door started talking to them. They were shivering et al. I said "do you guys want to come in? you look cold"... In my ear on the phone I heard "Serously Slat, I think you just envited two 12 y/o girls into your house. I'm sure the Police are on their way". My eyes opened wider that I knew possible and I just blurted out "wait... no.. wait.. stay outside. No cookies... no cookies"
Sadly, thats a true story!
Had some lil jail bait bum a cig from me a while back. Then proceeded to stand within 6 inches of me just looking up at me like waiting for somethign after I gave her the cig.
Put on my best dad voice and said "Is there something else I can do for you kid"