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KillahBee

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Making homemade biscotti for the first time ever here today. This shit is nerve racking, this baking shit. I'm used to fucking grilling stove work. I ain't neva baked before, Ma.

It's fun though, different cooking type experience....holy shit I am a shaft-strokin, ball-gargling, highway-rest-stop-working, throat-yogurt-swashling, dick-snot-choking, pick3.

What happened to me?

(anyways, you better believe I will use these biscotti right here to gets me some nani tomorrow)
 
Angel said:
is it in the oven? You will have to let us all know how it tastes.
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yes ma'am

1st time ever trying to bake anything. i thought it was a bold move, and I like it. could a done a cake or fucking brownies, but wanted to try something cool.

plus, my cock is fucking really thick. not that long, but with some mean girth.
 
KillahBee said:
yes ma'am

1st time ever trying to bake anything. i thought it was a bold move, and I like it. could a done a cake or fucking brownies, but wanted to try something cool.

plus, my cock is fucking really thick. not that long, but with some mean girth.
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wtf? Lmao
I have no idea what you are cooking or whatever because I know nothing about cooking anything except brownies...
But what the hell does it have to do with the thickness of your cawk?
 
How much do people in USA get a month for welfare?
 
KillahBee said:
yes ma'am

1st time ever trying to bake anything. i thought it was a bold move, and I like it. could a done a cake or fucking brownies, but wanted to try something cool.

plus, my cock is fucking really thick. not that long, but with some mean girth.
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wtf is this shit
 
KillahBee said:
I am a shaft-strokin, ball-gargling, highway-rest-stop-working, throat-yogurt-swashling, dick-snot-choking, pick3.
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I get it! It's one of the word association games, e.g., which word or term doesn't fit with the rest.
 
KillahBee said:
Making homemade biscotti for the first time ever here today. This shit is nerve racking, this baking shit. I'm used to fucking grilling stove work. I ain't neva baked before, Ma.

It's fun though, different cooking type experience....holy shit I am a shaft-strokin, ball-gargling, highway-rest-stop-working, throat-yogurt-swashling, dick-snot-choking, pick3.

What happened to me?

(anyways, you better believe I will use these biscotti right here to gets me some nani tomorrow)
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Worst post ever
 
stilleto said:
biscotti is easy.
i make one with pistachios and cranberries.
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2 things:

1) wow, you're fucking amazing. condescending fuck

2) i retract statement #1 cause I am making the EXACT same ones. I think they're not gonna stay together tho... :worried:
 
Angel said:
Is it like a biscuit but said in italian?
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There are a LOT of Italians in Boston, you irish-loving fuck. go out and meet some for fuck's sake! biscotti should be something you've been exposed to for YEARS
 
KillahBee said:
2 things:

1) wow, you're fucking amazing. condescending fuck

2) i retract statement #1 cause I am making the EXACT same ones. I think they're not gonna stay together tho... :worried:
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lol
they will- that's why i said they are easy, dork. they look like they won't stay together, but they will (or if they don't, they are still tasty, just in smaller pieces).

cut em REALLY carefully with a serrated knife.
when you get good at them, you can dip them in chocolate (that helps keep them together too, but melting chocolate is a pain in the ass that I don't think you're ready for).
 
KillahBee said:
There are a LOT of Italians in Boston, you irish-loving fuck. go out and meet some for fuck's sake! biscotti should be something you've been exposed to for YEARS
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I have probably had biscotti before. You fail to remember I lived in Italy and ate out a lot.
I dont get out much here, I hate people.
lol, Irish loving fuck.....
Do you know I used to call my daughter (born in italy) "Guinea" (sp) and people used to look at me like I was an ass...I never knew what it meant, I called her that because she squeeked when she slept as an infant.lololololo
 
stilleto said:
impressive!

also, MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!! :)
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Just cause I have the chocolate don't mean I can melt it successfully. But fuck, white chocolate is good as shit.

And yes, very MEMEMEME
 
KillahBee said:
Just cause I have the chocolate don't mean I can melt it successfully. But fuck, white chocolate is good as shit.

And yes, very MEMEMEME
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do you know how to melt it? want me to tell you (in a very condescending way if i can)?
 
My old old old girl Dawn from LI brought me one back from the Boot. It is bright orange and has vegetables on the front and says....something.....in Italian.
 
KillahBee said:
My old old old girl Dawn from LI brought me one back from the Boot. It is bright orange and has vegetables on the front and says....something.....in Italian.
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You need to post pics of you wearing that apron with a mixing spoon in one hand and a pink weight in the other...
Lmao
No really, I dont know why men get bashed on for baking, baking is a good thing. The womans love baked goodies to eat instead of store bought cookies and pie shit.
 
Angel said:
You need to post pics of you wearing that apron with a mixing spoon in one hand and a pink weight in the other...
Lmao
No really, I dont know why men get bashed on for baking, baking is a good thing. The womans love baked goodies to eat instead of store bought cookies and pie shit.
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Trust me, if I don't get ass for all this, I'm putting on my rape face and hijacking one of the neighborhood family's daughter's first ever sleepover with friends. Fucking pig tails, s'mores, and staying up late talking about boys from class all night. I will fucking fuck you.
 
KillahBee said:
Trust me, if I don't get ass for all this, I'm putting on my rape face and hijacking one of the neighborhood family's daughter's first ever sleepover with friends. Fucking pig tails, s'mores, and staying up late talking about boys from class all night. I will fucking fuck you.
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Lmao!
Rapeface, bwahahahaha. I have never heard that term before
 
KillahBee said:
as condescending as possible, please
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ok. let me get my "i'm better than you" hat on. hold on.





Ok, i'll type slow so you understand (i love that line).
fill a pot halfway with water. put a bowl in it. not one that falls right in if possible, and hopefully you have one that just sits on the pot, but the water in the pot can touch the bottom of the bowl.

like a small mixing bowl.

put the chocolate in the bowl and do NOT let any water get in there.
boil (or, berl for you eye-talians) the water and the chocolate will melt. stir with a dry spoon. once melted, you can reduce the temp of the boiling water a bit. dip the biscotti into the melted chocolate and put on a plate.

done.
hows that?
 
Sorry dude, I did it already. My crew is sitting around and are BITCHIN cause my shit ain't ready yet. Good news tho - it seemed to work, how I did it (pot in pot). Now they're cooling and I'm on to caramel-pecan brownies.

I have a bottle of Vin Santo that my parents brought back from italy that we'll dip the biscotti in too. :)

thanks tho
 
KillahBee said:
Sorry dude, I did it already. My crew is sitting around and are BITCHIN cause my shit ain't ready yet. Good news tho - it seemed to work, how I did it (pot in pot). Now they're cooling and I'm on to caramel-pecan brownies.

I have a bottle of Vin Santo that my parents brought back from italy that we'll dip the biscotti in too. :)

thanks tho
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no problem.
that's how i am. (condescending and helpful).
 
ortiz34 said:
Worst post ever
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The demons are coming for you and they will get you.
 
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