damn got stabbed i the arm

[simonf]

i helped out my uncle as he is went on his holidays for 2 weeks doing Security for 6 days in the 2 weeks ,at a nearby hospital ,and guess what a fight broke out at the hospital and i got stabbed in the arm (thats my weight training gone for a few months ) at least it wasnt too deep ,but it hurted like hell

the first day it happened

 

[havoc]

Damn Killah!

 

[WODIN]

Hope your owie gets better soon.

 

[simonf]

thanks guys

 

[satanic goatslayer]

That is pure lunacy.

The obvious next step in this saga is for you to amputate that arm yourself, replace it with a spherical wicker basket, then attempt to sell oranges out of it at bus stops. When people notice that there are no oranges in the basket, then you will tear the basket off, exposing a jagged metal stump which will then be used to tear out the offender's esophagus.

Upon noticing that their throat is missing something, the folks will fall to the ground wriggling in pain, and you can crack their skull open with a rock, cut their arms off, and pick the most suitable arm for surgical reattachment.

"Don't worry, he replies"

 

[c-sharp minor]

I got my 4arm slashed in half 3 months ago and I've been doing full workouts for almost 6 weeks now.


We heal much quicker than we think.

 

[gymrat]

That's too bad bro. Instead of putting time into the gym, you can now figure out where periods go.

 

[flex123]

I was thinking the same thing, but I'm not as evil as you must be.