Damit, Fortune Cookie!

[ViperHMS]

I was robbed. My fortune cookie didn't have a fortune inside. It was filled with emptieness. I need a fortune.

 

[EnderJE]

Never eat yellow snow.

 

[ViperHMS]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to EnderJE again.

 

[Carmen]

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

ok, here's another: you will be hungry again in a few hours.

 

[hamstershaver]

its much better to receive oral sex than to give

 

[maxpain]

Never go to bed with itchy butt


You'll wake up with smelly fingers

 

[jackangel]

you will waste much time in the future.

 

[ViperHMS]

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

ok, here's another: you will be hungry again in a few hours.

LOL, yeah I wish I would have bought 3 lunch special's. I got two figuring it would fill me up for a while, but nope. For $3.99 for a big plate of steamed rice and your choice of chicken,beef, or shrimp YUMM. And one fucked up Forutne Cookie.

 

[marshallmadman]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

[ViperHMS]

Chinese Proverbs?

A dish of carrot hastily cooked may still has soil uncleaned off the vegetable.

 

[Rex]

I was at a Chinese Restaurant with 2 Marines I got sent to NC with. We got our fortune cookies and oen says "Whatever it says you have to add in bed." The other agrees wholeheartedly and then goes quiet. We finally pried his fortune from him. It read "Trust him, but keep your eyes open."

 

[jerseyart]

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die

 

[SoKlueles]

its much better to receive oral sex than to give

 

[ViperHMS]

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die

I haven't yet!

 

[ViperHMS]

I was at a Chinese Restaurant with 2 Marines I got sent to NC with. We got our fortune cookies and oen says "Whatever it says you have to add in bed." The other agrees wholeheartedly and then goes quiet. We finally pried his fortune from him. It read "Trust him, but keep your eyes open."

My girlfriend got one once and kept telling me she got mine. I read it and it said, "You and your wife will live happily ever after" I then asked her if she ever had lesbian tendancies and if she did I was fine with it as long as I could join.