Cycle help!!!Please read!!!

[solidj55]

Hi guys I am 14 years old, 4'11" tall, and I weigh about 115lbs with 23% bodyfat. I've been lifting for about two weeks now and I think that I have a good foundation for some "juice" I have an idea of what my first cycle is going to be and I want you guys to tell me what you think. I'll also include my diet schedule with it. My goals are to bulk up a little and at the same time maintain my good cuts.

Test Enethate-1500mgs/week for 12 weeks
Equipoise-800mgs/week for 12 weeks
Anavar-40mgs/day for 12 weeks
Anadrol-150mgs/day for weeks 1-6
Fina-152mgs/day for weeks 7-12
Winstrol-100mgs/day for weeks 7-12
Halotestin-30mgs/day for weeks 9-12
GH- 6iu's/day for 12 weeks
Insulin-15iu's/day for 12 weeks

**I dont have access to clomid or hcg so post cycle I will use tribulus, androstein, creatine, and crysin to get everything going again.

My diet will be the following.
meal1-two icecream sandwiches
meal2-one double whopper(plain with cheese),onion rings and a Dr.Pepper
meal3-20pc. chicken nugget, McFlurry
meal4-1bowl of cocoa puffs and a glass of whole milk
meal5-1 roll of sausage and 1pc. of toast
meal6-1 serving of cell tech mixed with glutamine

Ok guys tell me what you think!!!

P.S. I am sorry for this post, I was very tired and needed a laugh. If anyone believes this to be for real then please feel free to hunt me down and shoot me lol.

 

[Nimrod25]

Try to get some Arimidex at 40mg/day. Otherwise that is a sweet cycle.

 

[solidj55]

Well I dont have access to that either so I thought I would eat a lot of broccoli instead to reduce the estrogen. Hell I really dont care if I have bitch tits as long as I have a big chest of some sort lol.

 

[Andy13]

I hope this thread gets deleted.

 

[UnholyJoker]

Gee, that was funny.

 

[dumblucky]

double the enanthate.....

definitely more enanthate