Curly McBigboobs

[jestro]

So I dropped off my paintings yesterday. This old lady was slobbering over the fruit one. She says "Ohh, I have just the place for that in my house, how much is it?" Then she looks at the price and gets all . I'm thinking, wtf bitch, you want a something cheap, got to kmart and get a framed poster. Biatches.

It was pretty funny, a slew of old grannies. I paid the entry with $10 in ones, cause I was trying to get rid of em. One little old lady asked me if it was my dancing money!

 

[jh1]

So you're an artist? Like you make real paintings?


Pics bro

 

[KillahBee]

Great thread

 

[jestro]

Is either of your names Curly Mcbigboobs? Jeeze

 

[vixensghost]

You paint fruit? Still life fruit or what?

I'm reminded of Rosey Greer doing his needle work on the side lines....

 

[jh1]

Great thread

 

[crazyjoe]

Yes

 

[Faizakafez]

pics....

tangless wonder

 

[bw1]

What?

 

[jestro]

http://i9.tinypic.com/5y35p2e.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/67pq9tl.jpg
Those are the two I entered. They weren't impressed with the landscape, I think that is the better piece.

 

[Faizakafez]

pretty cool,

i like the fruit one...

 

[vixensghost]

http://i9.tinypic.com/5y35p2e.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/67pq9tl.jpg
Those are the two I entered. They weren't impressed with the landscape, I think that is the better piece.

I;d have to agree with the landscape being the best. It reminds me of being rather Monet-ish with it's soft colors. Nice work!

The fruit looks moldy..Sorry.

 

[alien amp pharm]

a fruit painting a fruit. Interesting.


How much for each of those paintings?

 

[heatherrae]

So I dropped off my paintings yesterday. This old lady was slobbering over the fruit one. She says "Ohh, I have just the place for that in my house, how much is it?" Then she looks at the price and gets all . I'm thinking, wtf bitch, you want a something cheap, got to kmart and get a framed poster. Biatches.

It was pretty funny, a slew of old grannies. I paid the entry with $10 in ones, cause I was trying to get rid of em. One little old lady asked me if it was my dancing money!

@ your dancing money.


Those are both good. The fruit one shows off technique and the landscape is almost impressionistic. I would not have guessed the two would have been from the same artist.

 

[jestro]

a fruit painting a fruit. Interesting.


How much for each of those paintings?

I priced em at $200 for the landscape, it's 9x12. And $300 for the still life, it's 11x14.
This is my first time entering anything. I feel those are good prices. It's very subjective. Painters who kick ass get around 10k per.

 

[Faizakafez]

I priced em at $200 for the landscape, it's 9x12. And $300 for the still life, it's 11x14.
This is my first time entering anything. I feel those are good prices. It's very subjective. Painters who kick ass get around 10k per.

how long does one usually take?


i use to be a bad ass finger painter

 

[jh1]

How much to commision a painting of my cawk?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dude I could paint circles around you

























seriously, give me a brush, some paint, and stand in one spot and I will make little circles all around you.

 

[jnevin]

How much to commision a painting of my cawk?

Here's a sketch or whatever. To scale.

.l.

 

[vixensghost]

I priced em at $200 for the landscape, it's 9x12. And $300 for the still life, it's 11x14.
This is my first time entering anything. I feel those are good prices. It's very subjective. Painters who kick ass get around 10k per.

And some make more when they die....

 

[heatherrae]

How much to commision a painting of my cawk?

It shouldn't cost much since it would only be a 1" x 3".

 

[jnevin]

It shouldn't cost much since it would only be a 1" x 3".

^^generous

 

[jh1]

It shouldn't cost much since it would only be a 1" x 3".

If it was a perspective painting from 20 miles away, you are correct.

 

[jh1]

Here's a sketch or whatever. To scale.

.l.

^^^^ LMFAO!


.l.

 

[heatherrae]

If it was a perspective painting from 20 miles away, you are correct.

I was talking lifesize portrait.

 

[jestro]

Some serious pnwnage of JHcawk.

 

[stilleto]

1. none of you are named curly mcbigboobs, so i don't know why you're answering for me.

2. jestro, you're gonna win. if you don't, you should.

b. the price is perfect.

c. I need some help with pricing too, but i don't know if you can help me. Its art glass, and glass jewelry.

4. goodnight.

 

[jestro]

Yeah! Curly found my thread.
I think you should price your glass at $1000 a pop. Maybe an eyepatch would help. Or a cane. You could beat people with it when they voice their insignificant opinions.

 

[stilleto]

Yeah! Curly found my thread.
I think you should price your glass at $1000 a pop. Maybe an eyepatch would help. Or a cane. You could beat people with it when they voice their insignificant opinions.

lol
ok, i look sexay in an eye patch.

 

[alien amp pharm]

That's the beauty of art.

I can put a twig in a turd I squeezed out after a 3:00 am drunken run thru Taco Bell, call it art, and some idiot will probably buy it for a high price.



(not saying your painting is a turd or anything. They are actually well done. Now Curly McBigboobs glass stuff is a different story...)

 

[jestro]

I've put a few twigs in turds in my day.

 

[stilleto]

That's the beauty of art.

I can put a twig in a turd I squeezed out after a 3:00 am drunken run thru Taco Bell, call it art, and some idiot will probably buy it for a high price.



(not saying your painting is a turd or anything. They are actually well done. Now Curly McBigboobs glass stuff is a different story...)

maybe so, but I've been selling around $100 a week in that stuff on average.

 

[blueta2]

http://i9.tinypic.com/5y35p2e.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/67pq9tl.jpg
Those are the two I entered. They weren't impressed with the landscape, I think that is the better piece.

I can tell you from experience, those are very well done.

 

[LuluDeren]

As a contemporary of Jestro and Curly McBigBoobs, I, too, think these paintings are very good.

Good luck, Jestro

 

[jestro]

Good news, I sold the still life!! My first sale ever. Partay!
I'm super stoked.
It may be time to retire.

 

[Ilk]

http://i9.tinypic.com/5y35p2e.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/67pq9tl.jpg
Those are the two I entered. They weren't impressed with the landscape, I think that is the better piece.

Love the fruit pic its my fav outta the 2...

keep it up!

 

[stilleto]

Good news, I sold the still life!! My first sale ever. Partay!
I'm super stoked.
It may be time to retire.

YAY!! that's great!! it's such a good feeling. did you sell it on that site i told you about?
pm me how much if it's not personal. i'd love to know. i bet you undersold it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Luckily for you, looking mentally handicapped will only help sell your paintings! Yay!

 

[jestro]

YAY!! that's great!! it's such a good feeling. did you sell it on that site i told you about?
pm me how much if it's not personal. i'd love to know. i bet you undersold it.

Naw, I sold it in the show I entered it in. It just opened on the 7th. It's actually the exhibition hall at the WA state fair. It sold for what I listed, minus 25%, so I got $225.
I haven't put anything up on that website, but it's on my list of things to do. I also need to come up with a url, and make a postcard.

aap, just because I'm sofa kind we todd did, doesn't mean you gotta make fun. sniffle.

 

[stilleto]

Naw, I sold it in the show I entered it in. It just opened on the 7th. It's actually the exhibition hall at the WA state fair. It sold for what I listed, minus 25%, so I got $225.
I haven't put anything up on that website, but it's on my list of things to do. I also need to come up with a url, and make a postcard.

aap, just because I'm sofa kind we todd did, doesn't mean you gotta make fun. sniffle.

very cool.
i think you could get more for them in the future- it's always hard to price your first thing.
i have a show on oct. 7th that i hope gets a lot of traffic.