Curious scenario and your choice?

[Nathan]

Okay, say Jesus told you, "Sorry dude, word just came in from the Man Himslef that you can only have one sphincter muscle in your entire body. The good news is that you totally get to choose where you want to put it." Where would you put the sphincter muscle assuming of course that you can't take Jesus in a fight? You may want to carefully consider this. I know I have and how!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Jesus is a skinny mexican that lives near my house, and I know where he lives, so if he tried that, I lock him in his house and burn it down.

 

[decem]

HA!!! i KNEW he was a mexican!!



i'd put it in my........... in my.........

what's a sphincter muscle do again?

 

[The Shadow]

For you - that would be a weenie roaster...

 

[decem]

oh. ok. cool.


thanks for clearing that up for me.

 

[Nathan]

The Jesus I'm talking about is a huge albino gorilla from Texas with 46 testicles. I doubt you could take him.

 

[Lumberg]

Ok first let me think of where my sphincters are

in my eyes

between my esophagus and stomach

between my stomach and my intestines

the anus

your pee hole (?)

I would probably pick the anal sphincter out of those

but are there others?

 

[Nathan]

I'm pretty sure there are many many more but I don't know them all. Wouldn't your mouth kind abe a sphincter? Women (and men) must have some kind of sphincter in their nips for lactation.