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Razorguns
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just got back from the 8 day mexican riviera carnival cruise:
* mazanillo is like the armpit of mexico. avoid it. total south central
* ixpata/acapulco rock! very warm and lots of fun stuff to do
* avoid the banana boat. all 9 of us got tipped over and were flopping in the water like beached whales, pasty white legs flailing in the air, while everyone on the beach laughed. We gave american tourists a bad name.
* the FOOD IS SOOO AWESOME. OMFG, high-class for me is TGIFridays - and this food is like 5-star beverly hills typ shit. i ate escargots, steak, lobster, fancy deserts all kinds of shit every night. And you can order as many entrees as you like. I must've ate like $3,000 worth of 5-star retail food on the cruise.
* You can smuggle in whatever. They didn't even check my luggage and notice all the jd in it.
* When you depart - you basically wave to the customs guys as he smiles and waves back. Unlike tj, there are no vido/val/oxy/whatever in those resort towns. Not that i didn't have enuff anyways.
* Meeting people on the ship is fun. I met newlyweds, korean vets, metalheads, hot chicks who wren't into me - it was all good. Everyone had fun.
* I lost $500 at slots. Someone email me strategies and tips.
* Carnival service was stellar. Ship was great
* You are NEVER bored. My fav was the adult midnight comedy. On thur, they had h'ween night and showed Fri the 13th. That was fun. 'you're all dooommeed!!!'
* Internet service was available. Even Wi-Fi.
* Be careful at ports. One old couple was robbed at gunpoint in acapulco.
* I met some people who've been on cruises 12-13 times. I'm thinking about doing one again in april. We should all sail on a certain date. lol.
* Sea-doo'ing is fun. Tho make sure people behind you can't see the crack in your ass.
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* mazanillo is like the armpit of mexico. avoid it. total south central
* ixpata/acapulco rock! very warm and lots of fun stuff to do
* avoid the banana boat. all 9 of us got tipped over and were flopping in the water like beached whales, pasty white legs flailing in the air, while everyone on the beach laughed. We gave american tourists a bad name.
* the FOOD IS SOOO AWESOME. OMFG, high-class for me is TGIFridays - and this food is like 5-star beverly hills typ shit. i ate escargots, steak, lobster, fancy deserts all kinds of shit every night. And you can order as many entrees as you like. I must've ate like $3,000 worth of 5-star retail food on the cruise.
* You can smuggle in whatever. They didn't even check my luggage and notice all the jd in it.
* When you depart - you basically wave to the customs guys as he smiles and waves back. Unlike tj, there are no vido/val/oxy/whatever in those resort towns. Not that i didn't have enuff anyways.
* Meeting people on the ship is fun. I met newlyweds, korean vets, metalheads, hot chicks who wren't into me - it was all good. Everyone had fun.
* I lost $500 at slots. Someone email me strategies and tips.
* Carnival service was stellar. Ship was great
* You are NEVER bored. My fav was the adult midnight comedy. On thur, they had h'ween night and showed Fri the 13th. That was fun. 'you're all dooommeed!!!'
* Internet service was available. Even Wi-Fi.
* Be careful at ports. One old couple was robbed at gunpoint in acapulco.
* I met some people who've been on cruises 12-13 times. I'm thinking about doing one again in april. We should all sail on a certain date. lol.
* Sea-doo'ing is fun. Tho make sure people behind you can't see the crack in your ass.
r
