Create a story:

[epimetheus]

For the bored people here Lets work together and get a story together.

Only rules are that you start where the last poster left on in the story and don't go too long or somebody might come in and simulpost.


That morning was the best. Happyscrappy got up out of bed, flossed his toes, brushed his arm hairs and stepped out naked on his porch to

 

[HappyScrappy]

fellate a monkey. but the repo man was stealin' his there car - so after him he strode only to find

 

[epimetheus]

smallmovesal hanging from a treebranch selling girlscout cookies for

 

[satanic goatslayer]

a bloody mule corpse, drenched in formaldehyde and emitting the deathly sounds of Enya.

 

[epimetheus]

Happyscrappy screams at hearing this price, fearing for his (somewhat) immortal soul. He runs down the street in panic, calling upon the gods of his childhood, his scepter flapping brilliantly in the wind. Suddenly

 

[rippedtrojan]

rippedtrojan was smoking a bowl all the while :havoc:

 

[BigBazooka]

..and was more stoned than havoc, after smoking 36 hits of "AK-47".

 

[Code]

And they lived happily ever after.
The End

 

[dasgh]

but it wasnt really the end because at that time HS saw the end of a rainbow with a short redhaird man at it so he walked over to the little man and said...

 

[rippedtrojan]

take a hit!
it's some good shit
now i gotta split!
late yo!

 

[Newbie2building]

weeeee-oooooo weeeee-oooooo

they heard the police coming down the dark alleyway. frightened, they grasped each other and looked longingly into each others eyes and said....

 

[rippedtrojan]

fuck dis dub, imma book it!

and the weed wizard took off from the cops.

 

[epimetheus]

They ran down the alleyway only to discover a small door with a bottle labeled "drink me"

 

[Code]

And they lived happily ever after.
The End.