crazy new age people annoy me.

[stilleto]

my sister in law is one of them. she's a feng shui consultant who is always talking about energies. Meanwhile, she's 32, single, and hangs out with her other strange single loser friends.

so i have some new neighbors down the road. I went for a walk before and they were outside (they close on the house tomorrow). I introduced myself and told them my daughter is looking for a babysitting job. they were thrilled.
the husband tells me he's a civil rights attorney. great. the wife tells me she does crystal heeling and will set up her shop in the garage.
she asked if i need any heeling.
no no. i'm good. perfectly healthy.
She tells me she can cure bad vibes and other shit.
no no. i'm good with that too.

friggin' loons.

 

[rnch]

not my type either.

 

[Smurfy]

yeah i dont understand that stuff either.

 

[musclemom]

Believe it or not, a lot of pagans and wiccans often feel the same way you do. One of the favorite comments goes like this: "You know what they say about New Age? Rhymes with sewage."

I won't paint it all with the same brush because my personal experience is like anything else, you need to sort the wheat from the chaff. Often you run into a situation where the system might have some validity, but if the practitioner, no matter how well intentioned, is clueless, shit probably ain't gonna work.

Granted, people can convince themselves of a lot of stuff (doctors discovered the efficacy of sugar pills ages ago) and if they feel better/happier/calmer in the end I guess it's money well spent.

 

[Scotsman]

I love fucking with "crystal" people. Since I am a geologist I start blurting out scientific definitions of the crystalline structure, chemical make-up, etc... They usually get frustrated and walk away because I can't feel the energy coming off their crystals.LOL

Oh and what's wrong with being 32 and single?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[-SD-]

did the civil rights attorney sue you for denying his wife the right of giving you crystal treatment?

 

[SpyWizard]

my sister in law is one of them. she's a feng shui consultant who is always talking about energies. Meanwhile, she's 32, single, and hangs out with her other strange single loser friends.

so i have some new neighbors down the road. I went for a walk before and they were outside (they close on the house tomorrow). I introduced myself and told them my daughter is looking for a babysitting job. they were thrilled.
the husband tells me he's a civil rights attorney. great. the wife tells me she does crystal heeling and will set up her shop in the garage.
she asked if i need any heeling.
no no. i'm good. perfectly healthy.
She tells me she can cure bad vibes and other shit.
no no. i'm good with that too.

friggin' loons.

and yet people pay them to do it... the fda will put a stop to that non sense soon..

 

[Scotsman]

and yet people pay them to do it... the fda will put a stop to that non sense soon..

Unfortunately you can't outlaw stupidity.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

I love fucking with "crystal" people. Since I am a geologist I start blurting out scientific definitions of the crystalline structure, chemical make-up, etc... They usually get frustrated and walk away because I can't feel the energy coming off their crystals.LOL

Oh and what's wrong with being 32 and single?

Cheers,
Scotsman

nothing, if that's what you want. she wants to find a man.
i should clarify- she has a perfect figure. TINY waist, long legs, big chest... and has never had a boyfriend. why? she's so annoying.

 

[jackangel]

ok, pics of this nutty whore.