Crazy lady would not stop laughing...

[Testosterone boy]

I asked this lady who was driving the car how much those political road signs prolly cost. It seemed appropriate because she is due to be a campaign operations mgr for a mayoral campaign.

She started laughing, almost hysterically, and would not quit. After several minutes I asked to be let out until she was done laughing. All she could say "You don't get the joke." before resuming the laughter.

I never wanted to see her again. It scared me a little. I decided she was crazy. Too bad, she said she was goiung to give me photography referrals. I don't do business with crazy people.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Crazy huh?

Anyone who makes less than $250,000 a year and votes Republican is crazy by definition.

Just kidding, I know some who aren't crazy, just stupid.

 

[Testosterone boy]

In a separate reality from that of the medical community, there exist people who have concerns other than discretionary income. Family values is one of those.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

In a separate reality from that of the medical community, there exist people who have concerns other than discretionary income. Family values is one of those.

Lack of a sense of humor is one of the marks of a true believer. You will go far my son.

But everyone knows all those Family Values puritans have big stashes of gay bestiality porn under the bed and beat their kids with wire clothes hangers. Right?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Lack of a sense of humor is one of the marks of a true believer. You will go far my son.

But everyone knows all those Family Values puritans have big stashes of gay bestiality porn under the bed and beat their kids with wire clothes hangers. Right?

Affairs are too common among the "puritans." I havn't heard about the gay beastiality porn and wire clothes hangars. I don't know of anything that effectively controls affairs other than common sense.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Affairs are too common among the "puritans." I havn't heard about the gay beastiality porn and wire clothes hangars. I don't know of anything that effectively controls affairs other than common sense.

Don't be worried. This is more humor, a popular conversational convention amongst earthlings.

Like all stereotypes it contains an element of truth though.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Like all stereotypes it contains an element of truth though.

True dat. You are preaching to the choir there. Enduring stereotypes..........

 

[biteme]

Crazy huh?

Anyone who makes less than $250,000 a year and votes Republican is crazy by definition.

Just kidding, I know some who aren't crazy, just stupid.

Why do they not know this? It's all about the money.

 

[velvett]

 

[Testosterone boy]

And you are saying? OK...I'll go look these eyes up now. Hey...it just says....eyes.