crazy ass weekend

[Swoleyoley]

Ok...so me and my boy meet these two broads and we go to the local applebees..well I just turned 21 but I did't have my ID on me but I did have my fake one I got when I was 18, so I was like fuck it I'll use it. well the waiter comes over and everything was cool. Then I see the manger coming and I know what its about. Shes busted me there before for using it and has been cool about it since she knew me. Well this time she is like trying to use that fake ID agian huh..since i thought she was kinding I was like yep, guess you got me agian huh. Then she was like well go ahead and give it to me, so I started laughing and she was no like no really give it to me. I could tell she wasnt playing at this piont so I said na I cant do that. So then she goes and calls the police. So me and my freind dip on out leaving the two girls just sitting there. she comes outside and tries to get my tag number but never comes to the car. So I back all the way through the parking lot out in the highway and take off. just as the cops are pulling in to the parking lot. So we go to the local k-mart to sit and wait till shit blows over and we sit out there talking to some people and dude comes up talking shit to me about a hat I have on for my bros frat. He takes it off my head and trows it on the ground. Im a pretty easy going guy so I let it blow over the first time, but then dude trys to do it agian and I start getting mad, pretty soon we start going at it. dude falls and all i could think was to start beating the shit out of him. so 20 licks later he still gets back up all bloody and trys me agian...remembering this is all in k-mart parking lot where tons of people are watching, So i let him go with me for a little while longer and his boy tries to jump in but falls over on top of him, this is when i relised they were drunk. So thats we I decided enough was enough and got the fuck outta there. just as we were leaving the cops pulled in there. we hit the highway and they come up 90 miles a hour behind us and keep going..only to pull over the guys we were talking to. So within a 20 min time frame I had th epolice called on me twice...just a crazy weekend i thought i'd share

 

[Warik]

...

I remember the first time I tried to use a fake ID on the exact same person who busted me before only to later flee and get into a fist-fight over a hat only to flee again from the police and attempt to evade them at 90mph on the highway endangering innocent lives, just barely escaping.

It made me feel real cool. My friends thought I was real cool, too. They still do. I'm so damn cool.

I think you're cool too, bro.

-Warik

 

[Crazier]

LMFAO @ Warik!!!

You're legal to drink bro. No biggie. Then you beat up two drunks. Ummmm... Good job... fuck man, YOU'RE INSANE!!!
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[Steroid_Virgin]

Dude, you just turned 21, you go to a bar, but dont have your ID on you?? Even stranger than that, you leave your real ID at home but you do have your fake one with you??

BULLSHIT

 

[Warik]

Dude, you just turned 21, you go to a bar, but dont have your ID on you?? Even stranger than that, you leave your real ID at home but you do have your fake one with you??

BULLSHIT

No, bro. You're wrong. He's cool. He's cool, bro. He's a cool bro. Bro.

Give the nigga a high-five. bling bling

-Warik

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

No, bro. You're wrong. He's cool. He's cool, bro. He's a cool bro. Bro.

Give the nigga a high-five. bling bling

-Warik

My bad.... sorry dude

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

No, bro. You're wrong. He's cool. He's cool, bro. He's a cool bro. Bro.

Give the nigga a high-five. bling bling

-Warik

 

[the nature boy]

that story matches the beginnning of Dude Where's My Car II.

 

[b fold the truth]

I did the same thing man...except there were 20 guys I fought off till I smashed one of their faces into a windshield after they held up the K-Mart...was given a medal by the police...and was given the title of "toughest man in the world."

B True

 

[Swoleyoley]

damn though crowd..

i just turned 21 the 13th and in georgia you have to get them renewd on your 21st birthday, but i didnt. and I always keep the fake one behind the plastic in my wallet and the fake one in my car so I wouldnt accidentally pull it out, becuase my storey for having a fucked up looking Id was that I had my liecsens taken away