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A month ago I was talking to a black friend of mine and he made a lame comment and I called out "Nigger Please!" He then explained to me that since I'm white I can't use that slogan because I'm not black. And if he was hanging around his black friends and I called him that, he wouldn't care but I'd receive an ass beating from another brother. It seems that black people are the only ones in the U.S to freely use the "N" word. I asked him even as a friend if that was OK, he said it just didn't sound right comming out of a white persons mouth. So I asked him If I can call black people Crackers, he responded with a "no" as well. Infurated that I now have a restriction on the words that I can call my friends I had to think of a phase to call my white friends when they say something gay. So I came up with "Cracker please!"
I've tried it in the office enviroment and to my surprise white people thought it was funny! The older people didn't get it. It's a catchy little slogan, I encourage everyone to use it. It's P.C in the office and at home.
Next time Whitey says something gay tell him Cracker Please!
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C.A.C the whitest of all crackers.
I've tried it in the office enviroment and to my surprise white people thought it was funny! The older people didn't get it. It's a catchy little slogan, I encourage everyone to use it. It's P.C in the office and at home.
Next time Whitey says something gay tell him Cracker Please!
This handy tip brought to you by me!
C.A.C the whitest of all crackers.
