Could someone teach me how to dance?

[gonelifting]

I`m gonna be dancing and want to be cool and fit in. Can someone tell me how? Where do I put my feet and are my arms supposed to stay at my sides or at right angles to my torso?

Please hurry. thanks for any helpful info. If I dance great and get laid because of it I`ll try to remember and give you K.

 

[tuc biscuit]

like you are a goalie in hockey..........save a shot high to the right, save a shot high to the left, low to the right, low to the left, side step, side step, point at the players, throw your hands and celebrate, otherwise, just rent flashdance

 

[BileStew]

Google search: "White man with 2 left feet".

 

[gonelifting]

like you are a goalie in hockey

The puck usually goes in the net when I goaly, right between my legs. I bend forward so far that I fall on my forehead watching the puck go through.

HEY!!! Can I dance like that?

 

[Dougly]

It's easy. Just remember everyone looks like a good dancer under strobe lights.

 

[tuc biscuit]

The puck usually goes in the net when I goaly, right between my legs. I bend forward so far that I fall on my forehead watching the puck go through.

HEY!!! Can I dance like that?

Last time I ever try and help you



SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!

 

[BileStew]

It's easy. Just remember everyone looks like a good dancer under strobe lights.

"Sho 'nuff!!!"

 

[tripleblonde]

need more info gonelifting...

what kinda dancin we talkin bout' here???

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

havoc is real strong on ballroom and salsa.

rumor is he learned the skills working as a gay stripper but lost his edge when his "get a lightbulb up his tailpipe trick" malfunctioned and he sustained a sphincter injury, thus he changed to ballroom. Some of his 'Latin' patrons were sympathetic to his loss of livelihood after the lightbulb injury and they taught him salsa.

 

[The_Ghost]

Watch Vanillla Ice in his Ice Ice Baby video, you are guaranteed a piece with those moves

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Watch Vanillla Ice in his Ice Ice Baby video, you are guaranteed a piece with those moves

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby

Speaking of dancing how is your practicing going MalibuDanceRevDawgy?

Gonelifting I will let you know in September possibly may know someone that could teach you!

 

[BileStew]

Here ya go, if you can follow these moves, the chicks will flock to you like transvestites do to BigDawg in his pink zoot suit.

 

[jh1]

Step Step, Side to side, everybody do the love slide....

 

[sconoscuito]

just throw your hands up like you dont care



its that easy fellas

 

[crew9]

Ever heard of the saxon side bend

 

[Lestat]

if you haven't learned by now there is little hope for you

 

[gonelifting]

Ever heard of the saxon side bend

I do them with a dumbell for my obliques. It`s funny cause I take dumbells with me to the clubs and pump up in the parking lot before I go in. lol I always have a pair in my trunk. Trust me, my arms look huge and I get a lot of attention that way. I even get some stares when outside doing quick curls and tri extensions for a pump. You gotta know how to work it.

I just need to dance properly. I think the place plays transfer music.

 

[Robert Jan]

I've been taking ballroom and latin dancing classes for a long time but im sure thats not what you are looking for here

 

[crew9]

I do them with a dumbell for my obliques. It`s funny cause I take dumbells with me to the clubs and pump up in the parking lot before I go in. lol I always have a pair in my trunk. Trust me, my arms look huge and I get a lot of attention that way. I even get some stares when outside doing quick curls and tri extensions for a pump. You gotta know how to work it.

I just need to dance properly. I think the place plays transfer music.

Just replicate the motion without the DBs at a slightly faster pace. You'll be a hit.

 

[gonelifting]

I've been taking ballroom and latin dancing classes for a long time but im sure thats not what you are looking for here

I think transfer is where they jump up in the air like they`re trying to grab something off a high shelf.

or That may be Technical music. It all is ver confusing to me as I`m a mello dude.

 

[The_Ghost]

I think transfer is where they jump up in the air like they`re trying to grab something off a high shelf.

or That may be Technical music. It all is ver confusing to me as I`m a mello dude.

sorry to laugh but I think you mean Techno music hehehehehe

 

[Robert Jan]

you are not making any sense

 

[gonelifting]

you are not making any sense

Are you talking to me or Bigdawg?

Actually he may be right. I know a guy in New York that knows all about this stuff. He used to work in a Coconuts, I`ll ask him what the deal is. Most likely Bigdawg`s right though. 80% sure. thanks bro.