Cough Syrup Joke

[Mikey]

So, the owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives!"

And the clerk goes "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

 

[FISHTALES]

Subject: Drunken Logic
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> A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart
> of milk, a carton of eggs, juice and a package of bacon. As she was
> unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing
> behind her watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
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> He said "You must be single". The woman, a bit startled but intrigued,
> looked at her four items on the belt and, seeing nothing particularly
> unusual about her selections said: "Well, y'know, that's right. "But how
> on earth did you know that?".
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The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit.....