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Corrective Surgery

SheDragon

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ROFL!!!


When Ralph first noticed that his penis
was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks,
his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned.
He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial
examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?"
responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen
his legs, aren't you?
 
This guy goes to his pharmacist & says, "I need some condoms with insecticide."
Pharm says, "Insecticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
Guy says, "No, I mean insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass, & I'm goin in after it."
 
HiDnGoD said:
This guy goes to his pharmacist & says, "I need some condoms with insecticide."
Pharm says, "Insecticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
Guy says, "No, I mean insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass, & I'm goin in after it."


LOL.. good one
 
I blonde goes into a pizzaria and orders a slice of pizza. When she gets the slice she asks the man if he can cut it into the pieces for her. He asks her "how many pieces, six or twelve?". The blonde replies "six, I don't think I can eat twelve."
 
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