Cops: Nude Man Stalked Anna Kournikova

[PICK3]

(AP) A homeless man obsessed with tennis star Anna Kournikova swam naked across Biscayne Bay in search of her home and got caught lounging in the buff at her neighbor's pool, police said.

Police said William Lepeska screamed, "Anna! Save me!" as he was arrested Jan. 30 from the house three doors down from Kournikova's $5 million home. He is scheduled to make a court appearance Friday.

What a tool!

 

[JustJacked]

LMFAO

what the fuck is wrong with people? this guy needs help

 

[Alright123]

thats fuken hilairous

 

[Eringobraugh]

I just made bail!

 

[Daisy_]

lol

 

[jerseyart]

WTF?

You can't count on the media nowadays to do anything but try to sensationalize everything.

1) I had socks on at the time. What all the sudden they're not considered clothing.

2) I was drowning at the time. I by drownign I mean flopping around in the kiddie pool in a precarious manner, so I could have drowned.


As soon as I successfully stalk a good attorney, I'm going to sue those bastards for libel.

Anyone seeen The Wenis around?

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[Alright123]

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wtf are you talking about?

 

[jerseyart]

wtf are you talking about?






It was a poor attempt at haiku man, don't give it a second thought

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[Alright123]

alright yo

 

[PICK3]

I just made bail!

Wasn't me!

I was outside of Jennifer Garner's house.

 

[the nature boy]

who would go stalking a chick while swimming naked? you'll have a frightened turtle between your legs.

 

[evansteve]

LOL

I give the man props though for ending up just three houses away.