long story short, my brother in law and i are heading out to north dakota looking for work in the oil fields this week... he got pulled over by a oregon state police going 86 in a 55 zone...
the po was suspect of out luggage because it was wrapped up in black garbage bags to protect it from the rain, and asked him for consent to search the vehicle (if it were me i would have said give me the ticket and fuck off)... well, he goes right for my gym bag and pulls out a handfull of terumo's and it goes like this:
cop: whats this for?
me: i have a testosterone deficiency
cop: (pullos out 20mL vial of test prop) you have a script for this?
me: yes
cop: shouldnt your name be on it?
me: ya, it was on the box that it came in...
cop: (pulls out a tupperware) whats this?
me: some muscle milk...
cop: you work out?
me: a little...
cop: (pulls out a weight belt and another tupperware) whats this?
me: chalk
cop: well it looks like you work out more than a little...
me: i dont get in as much as id like to...
cop: (puts it back in my bag)
he let us go... no ticket... didnt take my gear...
off to dakota from spokanne today, im telling him to slow down out there...
the po was suspect of out luggage because it was wrapped up in black garbage bags to protect it from the rain, and asked him for consent to search the vehicle (if it were me i would have said give me the ticket and fuck off)... well, he goes right for my gym bag and pulls out a handfull of terumo's and it goes like this:
cop: whats this for?
me: i have a testosterone deficiency
cop: (pullos out 20mL vial of test prop) you have a script for this?
me: yes
cop: shouldnt your name be on it?
me: ya, it was on the box that it came in...
cop: (pulls out a tupperware) whats this?
me: some muscle milk...
cop: you work out?
me: a little...
cop: (pulls out a weight belt and another tupperware) whats this?
me: chalk
cop: well it looks like you work out more than a little...
me: i dont get in as much as id like to...
cop: (puts it back in my bag)
he let us go... no ticket... didnt take my gear...
off to dakota from spokanne today, im telling him to slow down out there...
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