Cooking Eggs

[ChefWide]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the fucking car."

 

[Werd]

BTW - You gonna call me.... or what?

 

[ChefWide]

BTW - You gonna call me.... or what?

PM

 

[kcpmeo22]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the fucking car."

Sweet! lol

 

[Y_lifter]

Mrs Y seriously joked about putting up 2 of those indoor dog fences
across the entrances to "HER" kitchen once.. To be used when she is cooking

 

[ChefWide]

Mrs Y seriously joked about putting up 2 of those indoor dog fences
across the entrances to "HER" kitchen once.. To be used when she is cooking

Every once in a while some relative comes into my kitchen at a party and says, "Ewwww! what IS that?!?!"

It's all I can do to keep from skewering Mr/Mz. Openmindedculinaryolympian right on the spot.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Wifes are supposed to cook?

 

[ChefWide]

Wifes are supposed to cook?

I am getting my first tatoo soon:

"I cook, You clean"

Story of my life.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

I"m printing this out and showing the g/f b/c I complain about that sh!t all the time!!!!
I have some grays coming in on the right side of my head but not the left and I told her that is why!!! LOL Always bitching in my right ear while driving!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

sweet im using it, ta chef

 

[MAX 300]

Ahhhh, just woke up and heard a good one from Chef

 

[coverguy]

roflmao!

 

[pitbullstl]

 

[jh1]

Ugh... exactly like anytime I do something for my g/f at her request -

She wants ME to hang a picture for her... then she will sit there and tell me how to do it and what I am doing wrong and sigh the whole fucking time...


Good God...

LMAO... life is funny...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the fucking car."

 

[ChefWide]

"You can either have me do it, or you can tell me the 546 things I am doing wrong with it and then do it yourself. Choose."

 

[Werd]

I swear it.... I am soooooooooo not "typically female" in this way.

 

[Dial_tone]

absolute classic! LOL

 

[slickdadd]

pretty good one

 

[Scotsman]

I am getting my first tatoo soon:

"I cook, You clean"

Story of my life.

That's awesome. That was my rule with my old roomates. They would beg me to cook so I made them do the dishes. Seemed only fair to me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[brunette]

so cliched, whatever






lmao, but so true!

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, funny and true


without exception over here in Blighty

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

damn i thought this was going to be a recipe thread