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vinylgroover
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lol.......you need to take a leaf out of his book.
Buddy_Christ
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BrothaBill
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It's called a priapism...the neverending boner... which reminds me of a joke.
A guy walk into a pharmacy and the owners are two middleaged women. The guy says Ive got a problem...shy and embarrassed he turns red, but he's got to do something, its killing him after all. AND afterall these women mustve seen it all, so he slyly sidles up to the counter and whispers... "Ive got a boner that will not go away, its like a doorstop booooiiiinnnngggg!!...what can you give me for it???" the lady looks at him with a strange look that he's never seen before, she hurriedly rushes back to confer with her co-owner of the pharmacy, then they both come back out "We've got ten thousand dollars and hows about half interest in the store!!"" waaaaa bad joke, I know... it just reminded me of it!!
A guy walk into a pharmacy and the owners are two middleaged women. The guy says Ive got a problem...shy and embarrassed he turns red, but he's got to do something, its killing him after all. AND afterall these women mustve seen it all, so he slyly sidles up to the counter and whispers... "Ive got a boner that will not go away, its like a doorstop booooiiiinnnngggg!!...what can you give me for it???" the lady looks at him with a strange look that he's never seen before, she hurriedly rushes back to confer with her co-owner of the pharmacy, then they both come back out "We've got ten thousand dollars and hows about half interest in the store!!"" waaaaa bad joke, I know... it just reminded me of it!!
Buddy_Christ
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did you say Bah Humpme again?
BrothaBill said:
Thats funny. Here's another one:
A guy goes to the doctor with a stuttering problem. The Dr. gives him a thorough physical and determines that his penis is so large that it's taking too much bloodflow and resulting in his stutter problem. Dr. says, "I can fix your problem, but I'm gonna have to give you a penis transplant." Guy says, "O.K. Dr. I'm desperate, I'll try anything." Guy comes back in a week and says, "Dr., my stuttering problem is cured, but my wife is complaining too much, will you please give me back my penis." The Dr. looks at him and says, " A d-d-d-eal is a d-d-d---eal."
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biteme said:
hahahahahahaaaa Now thats FUNNY!!!!!! Nothing can top true life though, I read a true story in a medical journal that we had floating around the clinic one time. It was this old guy that went to his doctor. (Mind you, the funny part was the doctor relating the story in first person narrative). He was complaining that he was running out of places to put the medicne patch that the doctor prescribed. He said he quickly had the patient remove his shirt to reveal what he was hoping that he wasnt going to see. Thats right, the old guy had patches all over his body...and who said you dont need to be overlyinclusive with directions to patients. Ive seen far too many similar real stories hahahahahahaaaa! We've all done stupid stuff like that, imagine how stupid that old guy mustve felt, makes me feel dorry for him.
