considering throwing a date tommorow

[tuc biscuit]

ok.........bit of a situation here, to cut a long story short, there is girl A who I like and am seeing tommorow night, also there is girl B......who is better looking and I like more.........girl B happens to be girl A's best friend, girl B professed a taste for me, but will only do anything if I go on this 'date' and girl A doesn't have any feelings for me


I may deliberately be a freaking jerk, I am gonna use the mantra WWSDD (what would slick dadd do)...........this is too much like an episode of save by the bell for comfort.

 

[Smurfy]

rock on Tuc. either way, I hope you finally get laid

 

[tiger88]

thats sucks u still a virgin

 

[tuc biscuit]

girl B says sex is inevitable either way apparently

 

[jerkbox]

3some

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Don't you think girl A will report back to girl B that you were a "freaking jerk", and blow your chances with both? Either way, I hope you get some Tuc..

 

[tuc biscuit]

Don't you think girl A will report back to girl B that you were a "freaking jerk", and blow your chances with both? Either way, I hope you get some Tuc..

No.........you see the plan is to deliberately make girl A not like me.....so the coast is clear for girl B to move in on me...........also girl B is bi-sexual I just found out.

 

[jh1]

Tuc.... Tuc... TUC.... Wake Up Man....WAKE UP YOU FAT FUCK....

You are typing in your sleep.... you must have been having a dream that girls actually like you... whew that was odd..... Snap Out of it. You okay now?

 

[Lao Tzu]

What would Seinfeld do?

propose a manga de trois

 

[tuc biscuit]

What would Seinfeld do?

propose a manga de trois

I did, the better looking one is bi-sexual so she is on for that......the other one is straighter laced, so looks like it ain't gonna happen.


...........STOP PRESS...........the straight laced one has cancelled tonight, pulled her back moving house, so looks like the other one it is for old tuccy

 

[Lao Tzu]

I did, the better looking one is bi-sexual so she is on for that......the other one is straighter laced, so looks like it ain't gonna happen.


...........STOP PRESS...........the straight laced one has cancelled tonight, pulled her back moving house, so looks like the other one it is for old tuccy

Did you see that episode of seinfeld with the roommate switch?

Good for you, things working out. WHen girl B slaps the shit out of you for grabbing her ass keep us posted.

Too bad i'm not in the UK it'd be fun to pick up women with you.

 

[Becoming]

so how ugly is she?

post up pics of these hoes...

and not pics you lift off the net... prefer they hold a sign saying they want tucs fat bloated body....

 

[jh1]

post up pics of these hoes...

Girl 'A' on the right, Girl 'B' on the left....

Go get 'um tuc... you stud you...

 

[Becoming]

lol