confessions

[*MissFit*]

What have u done lately that wasn't so nice...

I gotta admit..

The spinster went away for a week and left her plants here for the secretary to take care of. I have been giving them weed killer all week and they are about dead. It wasn't my idea, but i did it.. so i am just as guilty.

Please forgive me

 

[CENTURION44]

I rubbed one out this morning thinking of you....hehehe

 

[awittyusername]

I rubbed one out this morning thinking of jrc04444

 

[Raina]

I've been a good girl this week.

 

[hamstershaver]

i sent penis pics to a few select ef famale members

 

[CENTURION44]

I rubbed one out this morning thinking of jrc04444

uh WHAT????

 

[artrius]

i sent penis pics to a few select ef famale members

for the love of god i'm not FEMALE! stop sending them to me

 

[Dial_tone]

i sent penis pics to a few select ef famale members

at least it wasn't just me.

 

[KillahBee]

this thread is destined for geighity

 

[big4life]

What have u done lately that wasn't so nice...

I gotta admit..

The spinster went away for a week and left her plants here for the secretary to take care of. I have been giving them weed killer all week and they are about dead. It wasn't my idea, but i did it.. so i am just as guilty.

Please forgive me

I hate to be blunt, but that's a pathetic thing to do.

If you were suppose to water them and decided not to, that's one thing, but to put something on them to kill them is something else.

 

[*MissFit*]

I wasn't supposed to water them.. and she is an evil woman..

She does alot worse to me on a professional level.. ruining a few plants.. in the grand scheme of things is really small.

I hate to be blunt, but that's a pathetic thing to do.

If you were suppose to water them and decided not to, that's one thing, but to put something on them to kill them is something else.

 

[CENTURION44]

I wasn't supposed to water them.. and she is an evil woman..

She does alot worse to me on a professional level.. ruining a few plants.. in the grand scheme of things is really small.

you being evil only turns me on more......

 

[big4life]

I wasn't supposed to water them.. and she is an evil woman..

She does alot worse to me on a professional level.. ruining a few plants.. in the grand scheme of things is really small.

Sorry, but all you've done, besides killing some vegitation, is bring yourself down closer to her level. It's been my experience that things like that are just not worth it.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Karma .....

 

[habitualhealth]

I've been making fun of old people all week...you know, like shadow, jenscats, radar. I should prolly repent before I get banned.



(hah! i you all)



((and i don't really think you're that old))

 

[SoKlueles]

i sent penis pics to a few select ef famale members

wtf is famale? is it kinda like tamale?
thats ok, ive sent kitty shots to some members of the board

 

[big4life]

I've been making fun of old people all week...you know, like shadow, jenscats, radar. I should prolly repent before I get banned.



(hah! i you all)



((and i don't really think you're that old))

Damn, I'm older than all of those, except Radar.

 

[nycgirl]

Karma .....

^^
Yep.

 

[artrius]

wtf is famale? is it kinda like tamale?
thats ok, ive sent kitty shots to some members of the board

thanks again ms. Spellcheck

 

[habitualhealth]

Damn, I'm older than all of those, except Radar.

Yeah i've been making fun of you too....but not cuz you're old....well, that too but....





....someONE locked my thread last week.

 

[artrius]

Yeah i've been making fun of you too....but not cuz you're old....well, that too but....





....someONE locked my thread last week.

a woman NEVER forgets, does she?

 

[big4life]

a woman NEVER forgets, does she?

Wait until she gets older, she'll start forgetting.





Who were we talking about again?

 

[hamstershaver]

....someONE locked my thread last week.

yeah i gave him k for doing that

 

[habitualhealth]

wtf is famale? is it kinda like tamale?

i reckon' he'sa tawkin' bout them'ar famale's with tha whooha....dang soklu

me'n yous...we git that right thar kinda tawk.....'sgood.

 

[SoKlueles]

i reckon' he'sa tawkin' bout them'ar famale's with tha whooha....dang soklu

me'n yous...we git that right thar kinda tawk.....'sgood.

yeah hes just a freakin goober

 

[artrius]

i reckon' he'sa tawkin' bout them'ar famale's with tha whooha....dang soklu

me'n yous...we git that right thar kinda tawk.....'sgood.

TRANSLATION: i'm being a nerdface and i'm trying to be funny.


j/k you know I you

 

[ziggyziggy]

I called my orthapaedic surgeon a motherfucker this afternoon when he told me that I would have to keep this cast on for another 11 1/2 weeks.

Zig

 

[needtogetaas]

wtf is famale? is it kinda like tamale?
thats ok, ive sent kitty shots to some members of the board

I like kittys.

 

[hamstershaver]

I called my orthapaedic surgeon a motherfucker this afternoon when he told me that I would have to keep this cast on for another 11 1/2 weeks.

Zig

why have i never seen you before

 

[ziggyziggy]

why have i never seen you before

Oh, I've been around.....

Zig

 

[*MissFit*]

I like old ppl

 

[beefcake28]

I like old ppl

Maybe there needs to be a "geriatric squad" formed on EF...

 

[jrlex]

I've been a good girl this week.

No such thing! LoL!

 

[jaded]

I've said hurtful things when angry/upset that I can't take back.

 

[jrlex]

I've said hurtful things when angry/upset that I can't take back.

Hey shit happens.. What are u gonna do. Don't sweat it..

 

[Eringobraugh]

I hit myself in the face with the phone a coupla times hard to leave a mark, called the police and had my gf arrested

 

[artrius]

I've said hurtful things when angry/upset that I can't take back.

you know I did the same thing....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I hit myself in the face with the phone a coupla times hard to leave a mark, called the police and had my gf arrested

lol

sick feck

 

[SoKlueles]

I hit hammy in the ribs cuz he was lookin at some big boobed ugly girl on the side of the road

 

[artrius]

I hit hammy in the ribs cuz he was lookin at some big boobed ugly girl on the side of the road

I don't think you're ugly at all klu

 

[SoKlueles]

I don't think you're ugly at all klu

and i dont have big boobs so obviously he wasnt lookin at me

 

[artrius]

and i dont have big boobs so obviously he wasnt lookin at me

errmmmm you're not a plumper? don't they normally have big boobs??

 

[SoKlueles]

errmmmm you're not a plumper? don't they normally have big boobs??

not me

 

[artrius]

not me

not a plumper or just don't have big boobs?

well anyways

 

[The Shadow]

I've been making fun of old people all week...you know, like shadow, jenscats, radar. I should prolly repent before I get banned.



(hah! i you all)



((and i don't really think you're that old))

Dead woman typing

 

[The_Ghost]

I like old ppl

Good cause us old people are alright. I mean those old people are alright, I am too cool to be old at 36

 

[Lestat]

i bombed a couple people

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i completely scammed my way into a nightclub while i was a leetle beet teepsy () by saying that my brother in law had payed for me ahead of me. the girl at the front counter believed me, and refunded my $25 on my word and honest face alone ...then, consumed by guilt over the next 3 weeks, i went into her other workplace and made out that it was a mixup (even though it wasnt, the only thing mixed up was the drink i was having at the time) "confessed" about it all to her, offered to refund all the money or at least just give it to her since i didnt want it, when really the whole fiasco was a huge pile of bullshit to ask her out on a date...and it worked...and she thinks im a proper, bona fide "honest person" when really, i can be slippery as hell

i feel bad

our relationship is going to be built on a foundation of bullshit

what am i going to tell our kids

im such a bad person

(i must have looked damn good that night, those suckers took it hook, line and sinker mwuahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa )

 

[Lestat]

i completely scammed my way into a nightclub while i was a leetle beet teepsy () by saying that my brother in law had payed for me ahead of me. the girl at the front counter believed me, and refunded my $25 on my word and honest face alone ...then, consumed by guilt over the next 3 weeks, i went into her other workplace and made out that it was a mixup (even though it wasnt, the only thing mixed up was the drink i was having at the time) "confessed" about it all to her, offered to refund all the money or at least just give it to her since i didnt want it, when really the whole fiasco was a huge pile of bullshit to ask her out on a date...and it worked...and she thinks im a proper, bona fide "honest person" when really, i can be slippery as hell

i feel bad

our relationship is going to be built on a foundation of bullshit

what am i going to tell our kids

im such a bad person

(i must have looked damn good that night, those suckers took it hook, line and sinker mwuahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa )

good job man

 

[artrius]

i completely scammed my way into a nightclub while i was a leetle beet teepsy () by saying that my brother in law had payed for me ahead of me. the girl at the front counter believed me, and refunded my $25 on my word and honest face alone ...then, consumed by guilt over the next 3 weeks, i went into her other workplace and made out that it was a mixup (even though it wasnt, the only thing mixed up was the drink i was having at the time) "confessed" about it all to her, offered to refund all the money or at least just give it to her since i didnt want it, when really the whole fiasco was a huge pile of bullshit to ask her out on a date...and it worked...and she thinks im a proper, bona fide "honest person" when really, i can be slippery as hell

i feel bad

our relationship is going to be built on a foundation of bullshit

what am i going to tell our kids

im such a bad person

(i must have looked damn good that night, those suckers took it hook, line and sinker mwuahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa )

like they say, cheat, beat, and be merry

 

[nutsnack]

i dont know if this is bad but i killed 4 prostitutes BEFORE having sex with them

 

[ziggyziggy]

i bombed a couple people

Me too, I feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad about it too......

Zig

 

[GoldenDelicious]

good job man

i know

lololololol (*rubs hands together* )

like they say, cheat, beat, and be merry

quit making me feel guilty bor, it was her lucky day

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I thought about sex then I thought about all the bullshit I have to listen to and put up with just for some vagina then I said fuck it and watched some baseball.

 

[artrius]

quit making me feel guilty bor, it was her lucky day

no no, no guilt intended, good job to ya

 

[jrlex]

i completely scammed my way into a nightclub while i was a leetle beet teepsy () by saying that my brother in law had payed for me ahead of me. the girl at the front counter believed me, and refunded my $25 on my word and honest face alone ...then, consumed by guilt over the next 3 weeks, i went into her other workplace and made out that it was a mixup (even though it wasnt, the only thing mixed up was the drink i was having at the time) "confessed" about it all to her, offered to refund all the money or at least just give it to her since i didnt want it, when really the whole fiasco was a huge pile of bullshit to ask her out on a date...and it worked...and she thinks im a proper, bona fide "honest person" when really, i can be slippery as hell

i feel bad

our relationship is going to be built on a foundation of bullshit

what am i going to tell our kids

im such a bad person

(i must have looked damn good that night, those suckers took it hook, line and sinker mwuahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa )

You sick fuck! Mwuahahahahahaaaaaa.

I like this kid!

 

[BUBBLES]

I have nothing that I know of which may incriminate me.
Anything that anyone may think is incriminating about me is just an illusion.


Mwahhhh...

 

[jrlex]

I had sex with my girlfriend but was picturing her younger sister. Is this bad?

I sorry...

 

[artrius]

I had sex with my girlfriend but was picturing her younger sister. Is this bad?

I sorry...

nope, not at all. its recommended, actually

 

[jdevlin1985]

I wasn't supposed to water them.. and she is an evil woman..

She does alot worse to me on a professional level.. ruining a few plants.. in the grand scheme of things is really small.

I like it

 

[jrlex]

nope, not at all. its recommended, actually

Phew! I feel like this weight was just...lifted from my shoulders...

Honey! Could you come here real quick?


Peace fellas!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

What have u done lately that wasn't so nice...

I gotta admit..

The spinster went away for a week and left her plants here for the secretary to take care of. I have been giving them weed killer all week and they are about dead. It wasn't my idea, but i did it.. so i am just as guilty.

Please forgive me

I just read a book in which the main character, life in shambles, gets up in the middle of the night, puts a tea kettle boiling, and proceeds to empty it onto all the plants in the living room.

Hope your life isn't in shambles.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

hunting out of season all weak.

 

[EnderJE]

((and i don't really think you're that old))

That's not what you said last night...

 

[habitualhealth]

That's not what you said last night...

i gave you my word....i promise i won't talk about how small it is. shhhhhh




(you, stfu with that "not what you said last night" crap...i'm dissappointed, you can do better than that)

 

[SoKlueles]

i gave you my word....i promise i won't talk about how small it is. shhhhhh




(you, stfu with that "not what you said last night" crap...i'm dissappointed, you can do better than that)

no, really he cant

 

[EnderJE]

no, really he cant

lol...the funniest part is that I can't remember posting that above...

ah well...