Gymgurl said:Did you fall off the ladder again
HumanTarget said:i think about your breastsis & touch my special place.
EnderJE said:In order to get to sleep, I usually picture my own death. I've been doing it for years. I find it very comforting.
Try the car crash or gun fight (where you lose) scenarios. I don't know why...I just find it easy to sleep with that picture in my head.stilleto said:WOW. i'll try that.
i take a sleeping pill almost every night.
vansmack2000 said:stilleto rack + fiestys ass+ GG legs= almost the perfect girl
lets toss Alyssa Milano's head on to top it off
Gymgurl said:We need cooper to photo shop that one lol
iGymgurl said:We need cooper to photo shop that one lol
i would leave you over something like that.stilleto said:where's your special place?
anyway, here's another: i sleep in the ugliest sweats i have.
Kano said:i
i confess i am gay and i have pet goats..
ps i havr fallen in love with wootom
UA_Iron said:I'm addicted to stimulants.
if I did meth I'd be instantly addicted.
I can only get off on the most hardcore porn.
I have a problem with people who move too slow
Arabian said:I think Im falling for Feisty..
nice bro go for ten timesbiteme said:I've had sex 4 times today. Going on #5
HumanTarget said:i would leave you over something like that.
you're making this really complicated. how would i leave your bottom half & not the top? are you a magician? like, maybe get one of those boxes that you can saw someone in half? but still, we couldn't go out to a show or a restaurant like that. that's it, we're done....stilleto said:what about only the bottom half?
they won.Sassy69 said:I had 3 beers today, and a hamburger (no cheese) and laughed at people from Ohio State.
you forgot to log on as smurfyUA_Iron said:I'm addicted to stimulants.
if I did meth I'd be instantly addicted.
I can only get off on the most hardcore porn.
I have a problem with people who move too slow
HumanTarget said:they won.
they should be out of the top 10 for that "win".Sassy69 said:Left before it mattered
Georgia won tho!
(Didn't really care either....)
I went to a Journey concert in college.the-short-one said:I've liked Journey since I was in the 4th grade.
i could show you.stilleto said:i don't really know what "sodomy" is.
HumanTarget said:Stilleto gives good phone.
Fuck you for not getting a Dilly Bar instead.HumanTarget said:i like Rick Astley. i drive all over town singing "Never gonna give you up". and i do it while eating a large choc/vanilla swirl cone from Dairy Queen.
just a Dove bar rip off. i got sick the last time i had a Dove bar. but i had the soap one.Smurfy said:Fuck you for not getting a Dilly Bar instead.
The soap ones are generic fool. You probably shop at Aldi's.HumanTarget said:just a Dove bar rip off. i got sick the last time i had a Dove bar. but i had the soap one.
wtf? Aldi's has bread for like .40 a loaf. and i can get generic coffee for the consumers for like 4 bucks a can.Smurfy said:The soap ones are generic fool. You probably shop at Aldi's.
Mr. Misty's are the original Slushy.
Just dont eat their meat.HumanTarget said:wtf? Aldi's has bread for like .40 a loaf. and i can get generic coffee for the consumers for like 4 bucks a can.
HumanTarget said:just a Dove bar rip off. i got sick the last time i had a Dove bar. but i had the soap one.
HumanTarget said:i could show you.
Ludendorf said:I am looking for a new job
jackangel said:i harassed 5 nuns this week.
UA_Iron said:did you look up their nun cloaks?
Sassy69 said:I've never met UA_Iron but I"ve always wanted to paint his A.
perkele said:I raped a goat.

Smurfy said:I've had cosmetic surgery.
you first.stilleto said:whadya have?
Gymgurl said:I missed church today and my hubby is going to kill me
i want to have a boob job. im not sure if thats considered cosmetic surgerySmurfy said:I've had cosmetic surgery.
gonelifting said:I've pumped gas 2 times in my life.

Daisy_Girl said:I am eating chocolate ice cream right now.

digimon7068 said:I'm eating Cheetos. . .again.![]()
Kano said:bro there so good i love em but fatty as all hell fuck it shove in the pie hole lol
sure hope some immigrant didn't marinate those in something....4everhung said:I ate some grapes at walmart
w/o paying
Smurfy said:I have a very bad temper. Like a ticking timebomb. It happens rarely, but I do explode.
gonelifting said:I often imagine myself saving several people from a burning building.
biteme said:I'd like to some very good things before I die. I've become more cynical as I've aged. I used to be an idealist and I thought it mattered. Maybe one day. I think maybe you've got to go thru hell to get to heaven.
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