Concerning The Biteme Ass Scandal

[biteme]

Scandalous I tell you. Simply scandalous. C'mon mutha fuckas. We need some more humor in this place.

 

[perkele]

Scandalous I tell you. Simply scandalous. C'mon mutha fuckas. We need some more humor in this place.

There were three priests in a railroad station,
all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a
very, very shapely lass. Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were
all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine
who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would
like three pickets to Titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his
composure and fled.

The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to
Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes."
So of course he also fled.

Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh,
and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he
continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly
gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you!"

 

[Mr. dB]

The Biteme ass pic is obviously fake. The real Biteme's ass would be a lot hairier than that.

 

[theoak01]

it was quite the sight,I was shocked and damn near ram from the computer lol

 

[Gymgurl]

I thought it was HAWT here me HAWT lol

 

[pintoca]

I thought it was HAWT here me HAWT lol

Don't be encouraging that type of behaviour around here Missus