Complete the 4th line of each of these verses for 10K

[jack sparrow]

I will make a song for you:

My name is jack and I live in a shack.
I get no play cause my game is wack.
I live in kentucky, that's why I never get lucky
I would love to get some sucky but it does not happen because again I said, I live in kentucky.

But my luck is changin
Cause I went out this weekend for a few rounds
Stuck my face in some fattys boobs..
The bitch weighed 300 pounds

So call it a start
I'm getting back on my feet
Alls I need now
Is a larger back seat

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