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cockblocked by mom

SoreArms

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I was standing at the check out line, at Trader Joes today. There was this chick in front of me getting rung up. The cashier dude was trying to flirt with her and pick up on her when his mom showed up with his lunch. "I'm sorry honey, I forgot you didn't want tomato on your sandwhich". The dude got all red, "that's ok just leave it there" he said in a ticked off but still trying to sound tuff kind of voiuce. He didn't say a word to the chick after that. I had a real hard time holding my laughter in.
 
Haha! I feel sorry for that guy... my mom is super-supportive of my womanizing. One time I was at the fabric store with her, and the fabric-cutter chick was SUPER cute, like movie-star caliber. I started gaming her, and my mom basically left ASAP with the fabric to the checkout.

I wasn't sure whether or not it was on purpose until I met up with her outside and she asked, "so, did you get her number?"
 
tripleblonde said:
whoh....that girl in your avatar looks exactly like a friend of mine....same annoyed look and everything :)
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Are you the virgin who only sucks dick she keeps telling me about?
 
Boss101 said:
Are you the virgin who only sucks dick she keeps telling me about?
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OHHHH DIZZAMNN< PIZZZIMPED BY THE BEEEYOTCH!!


im a barbie girl, in my barbie wirld...


you can touch, you can play, if you say, im always youurs eewwww...^
 
casualbb said:
Haha! I feel sorry for that guy... my mom is super-supportive of my womanizing. One time I was at the fabric store with her, and the fabric-cutter chick was SUPER cute, like movie-star caliber. I started gaming her, and my mom basically left ASAP with the fabric to the checkout.

I wasn't sure whether or not it was on purpose until I met up with her outside and she asked, "so, did you get her number?"
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my mom sucks about alot of stuff...but that is JUST like my mom with what you said...she wouldn't think about standing there just watching us talk
 
casualbb said:
Haha! I feel sorry for that guy... my mom is super-supportive of my womanizing. One time I was at the fabric store with her, and the fabric-cutter chick was SUPER cute, like movie-star caliber. I started gaming her, and my mom basically left ASAP with the fabric to the checkout.

I wasn't sure whether or not it was on purpose until I met up with her outside and she asked, "so, did you get her number?"
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Once, we were having a family dinner at a restaurant. The waitress was cute so I was trying to talk to her using the "funny" approach. My mom jumped into the conversation and she said "funny, just like his father". That was the last time I ever tried to "pick up" in front of moms.
 
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