Cock Blockers

[biteme]

Get to the downtown clubbing district, as soon as we get out of the car, this good looking girl walks up to me and tells me that I am unapproachable. She was drunk. I said, "What do you mean?" She said that because of my body that women would not approach me. Listen guys, she was drunker than a skunk and being honest. I said, "Why"? She said, "Because girls don't like" and then she wouldn't finish what she was saying. I knew she wanted me. My friend was jealous, (He is probably reading this right now, You know you were). So he cocked blocked me, telling me."Come on let's go, She's drunk." I wanted her to finish what she was going to say and she wouldn't do it. As I left, I said, "You women are all alike." She was screaming at me as I was walking away. She kept saying, "That was so impolite". I said, "No it's true. You open your mouth to tell me something and then will not complete what you are going to say because you want to play games and I don't play games."

After having a couple of margarita's, we went back to the car and a girl that was in another car driving thru the parking lot said, "Hey Baby what are you doing". I reached in and started kissing her. She wanted to come with me, but her stupid ass friend that was driving wouldn't let her. Cocked blocked again.

Overall it was a fun night, but I hate cock blockers.

 

[slobberknocker]

I had cyber sex with my woman. Sorry about your blockage issues, though.

 

[jackangel]

"Because girls don't like... it when guys are in better shape than they are." ??



Well, there's a guessing game for you.

 

[biteme]

"Because girls don't like... it when guys are in better shape than they are." ??



Well, there's a guessing game for you.

I was pretty sure that was what she was going to say. I tried hard to get it out of her, but she wouldn't relent. And it didn't help matters that my friend kept trying to get me to leave because he didn't like it that we had just got there and I was already fixing to hook up. His ass is Married and I'm not. Damn him. She was telling him to go on and have a good time, I'm going to get him back.

 

[KAYNE]

ACTUALLY, ON THE FIRST ONE COCK BLOCKED YOURSELF. YOUR FRIEND CANT MAKE YOU LEAVE THE SCENE IF THE CHICK IS TALKING TO YOU. THEN YOU SAID SOMETHING THAT OFFENDED HER.......SO ESSENTIALLY, YOU COCKBLOCKED YOURSELF CORRECT.

JUST B/C YOUR FRIEND WASNT GETTING ANY ATTENTION AND WANTED TO LEAVE DOESNT MEAN SHIT.....YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIS ASS TO STFU.

 

[mixwell]

ACTUALLY, ON THE FIRST ONE COCK BLOCKED YOURSELF. YOUR FRIEND CANT MAKE YOU LEAVE THE SCENE IF THE CHICK IS TALKING TO YOU. THEN YOU SAID SOMETHING THAT OFFENDED HER.......SO ESSENTIALLY, YOU COCKBLOCKED YOURSELF CORRECT.

JUST B/C YOUR FRIEND WASNT GETTING ANY ATTENTION AND WANTED TO LEAVE DOESNT MEAN SHIT.....YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIS ASS TO STFU.

and you couldve asked the last girl for her number...theres always next time

 

[plornive]

Dude, it doesn't matter what she was saying. Words don't mean shit. If her body language was positive and you wanted her, you should have just talked about something else and made a move.. Besides, what do you care what she thinks?

 

[strider364]

Congratulations...you saved yourself from a trip to the clinic.

-= nav =-

As well as several mind games.

 

[HULKSTER]

I was pretty sure that was what she was going to say. I tried hard to get it out of her, but she wouldn't relent. And it didn't help matters that my friend kept trying to get me to leave because he didn't like it that we had just got there and I was already fixing to hook up. His ass is Married and I'm not. Damn him. She was telling him to go on and have a good time, I'm going to get him back.

True. Girls don't like it when the man has the upper-hand in the relationship. The more attractive the man, the more the woman knows that she will have to work hard to keep his ass. She will not be able to dominate and pussy-whip him like she could with a pencill-neck geek.

 

[ajtomasi]

typically girls won't go out with a guy that is more attractive then they are. That might be why all these hot ass chicks have ugly ass boyfriends.

 

[biteme]

My friend has been telling me this for years, but I didn't know if I believed him which is why I wanted to hear everything this girl had to say. She confirmed what he's been telling me. We have gone out often in the past and I've got shot down by girls that would then go for an ugly, or skinny, guy and I couldn't figure it out. It was pissing me off and I didn't like women as a result. I go to the gym, work my ass off and have a better body than over 90% of men, yet these stupid bitches choose some lame ass over me. Now I know why often times that was the case, their insecurity.

 

[ajtomasi]

Now I know why often times that was the case, their insecurity.

You've totally hit the nail on the head.

Now go eat a tub of lard.



No don't eat the lard, but it just means that you have to wait for someone who is more comfortable with herself.

 

[Outtlaw]

There are plenty of really good looking guys that women fall all over. But having a perfect body doesnt necesarily put you in that category.

 

[plornive]

True. Girls don't like it when the man has the upper-hand in the relationship. The more attractive the man, the more the woman knows that she will have to work hard to keep his ass. She will not be able to dominate and pussy-whip him like she could with a pencill-neck geek.

But it doesn't mean she doesn't want to get laid with an attractive man.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You guys ought to take a look at the way your thoughts come off. Ya'll sound like some Hooter girls....."I'm so hot, and they are not."

 

[slobberknocker]

I farted in this thread.