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dilznik
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I mean close calls with Johnny law. Has any one ever came so close to being busted, but then gotten away? I would love to here their story and compare it to my own.
Story goes like this...... I had just gotten off work and was finishing my shower just prior to injecting my last eq ( 50ml bottle ) and sust250 @ 500 mg ( 2 redi-injects ). Those who have ever used either of these will know how much packing they come in and how large the bottle is. Anyways, I lived in a small apartment complex and didn’t 't feel comfortable just tossing them in the dumpster. I had promised to drive my little sisters to a laser tag arena that day so I though I would toss them out in a random dumpster on the way home. Well about 2 minutes after picking up my sisters I see a cop drive by. It was a 6-lane road so I had no worries, till that ass hole flipped a bitch and hit his lights. I never had any idea as to why I would get pulled over, but sure enough the dick head stopped me. Now this is the fucked up part. I had gotten a ticket for having cleared out taillight on my truck about 3 months prior that I blew off for some reason. Honestly I though of it as like a parking ticket. Well that got my license suspended, but the mail still went to my dad’s house so I had no idea. Anyone who has ever been pulled over with a suspended license knows, well at least where I'm from, you’re going to jail. Thinking quick and not really having a lot of options I stuff the needles, bottles, and syringes way under my seat. Now with out probable cause there is no reason to search, but like a dumb ass I had 1 empty beer bottle sitting on the passengers floorboard. So after being cuffed and put in the back of the car the cop comes to me and says is there anything in the truck we should be aware of? I said no. Now as there going thru the truck pulling out everything I see a cop pull out my stashed gear. At that time I saw my next 3 to 5 flashing before my eyes. All I could think was I'm fucked. Well neither of the two cops knew what it was because they went into the trunk of the cop car and got this huge ass book of descriptions of drugs and shit. They sat there holding the sustanon 250 and the eq in hand as they stared in this book for what seemed to be hours. It was probable like 10 minutes, but when you’re that stressed and in cuffs time doesn't see to fly by. I have know idea why they didn't figure out what this shit sitting in there hand along with a syringe and a 1.5 inch needle sitting on the hood was, but no shitting they just tossed all of it in the trash next to my truck and kept looking thru my shit. (I pulled over into a gas station) Now how many if any can say they have been that close to getting busted, but got off free and clear? I mean the damn cops didn't even ask anything about it!
Story goes like this...... I had just gotten off work and was finishing my shower just prior to injecting my last eq ( 50ml bottle ) and sust250 @ 500 mg ( 2 redi-injects ). Those who have ever used either of these will know how much packing they come in and how large the bottle is. Anyways, I lived in a small apartment complex and didn’t 't feel comfortable just tossing them in the dumpster. I had promised to drive my little sisters to a laser tag arena that day so I though I would toss them out in a random dumpster on the way home. Well about 2 minutes after picking up my sisters I see a cop drive by. It was a 6-lane road so I had no worries, till that ass hole flipped a bitch and hit his lights. I never had any idea as to why I would get pulled over, but sure enough the dick head stopped me. Now this is the fucked up part. I had gotten a ticket for having cleared out taillight on my truck about 3 months prior that I blew off for some reason. Honestly I though of it as like a parking ticket. Well that got my license suspended, but the mail still went to my dad’s house so I had no idea. Anyone who has ever been pulled over with a suspended license knows, well at least where I'm from, you’re going to jail. Thinking quick and not really having a lot of options I stuff the needles, bottles, and syringes way under my seat. Now with out probable cause there is no reason to search, but like a dumb ass I had 1 empty beer bottle sitting on the passengers floorboard. So after being cuffed and put in the back of the car the cop comes to me and says is there anything in the truck we should be aware of? I said no. Now as there going thru the truck pulling out everything I see a cop pull out my stashed gear. At that time I saw my next 3 to 5 flashing before my eyes. All I could think was I'm fucked. Well neither of the two cops knew what it was because they went into the trunk of the cop car and got this huge ass book of descriptions of drugs and shit. They sat there holding the sustanon 250 and the eq in hand as they stared in this book for what seemed to be hours. It was probable like 10 minutes, but when you’re that stressed and in cuffs time doesn't see to fly by. I have know idea why they didn't figure out what this shit sitting in there hand along with a syringe and a 1.5 inch needle sitting on the hood was, but no shitting they just tossed all of it in the trash next to my truck and kept looking thru my shit. (I pulled over into a gas station) Now how many if any can say they have been that close to getting busted, but got off free and clear? I mean the damn cops didn't even ask anything about it!
. I sat there as the lights blinked behind me thinking, "oH JUST f#cking great! I'm going to be wearing pink underwear and striped shirts at Joe Arpaios Jail in Phx! tent city here i come! gaawd! " The police officer asked me for my papers and while I was searching for them, he asked me if I was drinking. Being a man who believes honesty is my best policy, I said, "yes, I had a few beers about 2 hours ago..and yes, I know I was speeding" . He then replied, "do you know why else I pulled you over?" And then i replied, "because I was zig zagging through traffic?!" I looked up at that point and noticed something particular and odd about his name. He turned out to be my old ex-girlfriend's dad! I said, "you're Roni's dad aren't you!" At first he didn't recognize me and then said, "um..yeah." At that point I thought, maybe that wasn't such a good idea to bring that up.. ugh. So, he told me to get out of the car. I did. He asked me where I lived. I told him. and then he said, "Drive 55 ALL THE WAY HOME and do not ZIG OR ZAG. Have a nice night! 
