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and FYI in 1997 i was 15...so i was pry out being popular and shit while you were playing with cleverbot in your moms basement.


now go jerk off to some deformed babies on reddit...
 
1. Our house in 1997 didn't have a basement.
B. How popular can you be in Sterling?
2. I was 15 as well.
 
Why? I was in 7th grade and was popular as Fuck, had my first kiss too, good times

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I was a sophomore, the two main things that stick out are that my best friend died in a car accident and my parents kicked me out

My first kiss was in the first grade loolol...okay the first real one that counts was in 1996 though I count that first grade one. It should count it has everything it needs to be a first kiss!

Being popular has never mattered to me, even as a kid. While people may have liked me and no one disliked me I've always been a one person deep friendship kind of person rather than a bunch of less deep type of friendships required to be super popular. So 1997 was bad because I lost someone that I was emotionally close to, a rather intense friendship..first time with grief like that. I was young though.

A lot of bad stuff happened that year.
 
I was a sophomore, the two main things that stick out are that my best friend died in a car accident and my parents kicked me out

My first kiss was in the first grade loolol...okay the first real one that counts was in 1996 though I count that first grade one. It should count it has everything it needs to be a first kiss!

Being popular has never mattered to me, even as a kid. While people may have liked me and no one disliked me I've always been a one person deep friendship kind of person rather than a bunch of less deep type of friendships required to be super popular. So 1997 was bad because I lost someone that I was emotionally close to, a rather intense friendship..first time with grief like that. I was young though.

A lot of bad stuff happened that year.

Cool story
 
I was a sophomore, the two main things that stick out are that my best friend died in a car accident and my parents kicked me out

My first kiss was in the first grade loolol...okay the first real one that counts was in 1996 though I count that first grade one. It should count it has everything it needs to be a first kiss!

Being popular has never mattered to me, even as a kid. While people may have liked me and no one disliked me I've always been a one person deep friendship kind of person rather than a bunch of less deep type of friendships required to be super popular. So 1997 was bad because I lost someone that I was emotionally close to, a rather intense friendship..first time with grief like that. I was young though.

A lot of bad stuff happened that year.

Kicked out of home? Thats rough :(

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I was a sophomore, the two main things that stick out are that my best friend died in a car accident and my parents kicked me out

My first kiss was in the first grade loolol...okay the first real one that counts was in 1996 though I count that first grade one. It should count it has everything it needs to be a first kiss!

Being popular has never mattered to me, even as a kid. While people may have liked me and no one disliked me I've always been a one person deep friendship kind of person rather than a bunch of less deep type of friendships required to be super popular. So 1997 was bad because I lost someone that I was emotionally close to, a rather intense friendship..first time with grief like that. I was young though.

A lot of bad stuff happened that year.


why did you get kicked out rob?
 
I was kicked out a couple times, for minor things like dying my hair w/o permission. Lol

Lol, I expected badassery such as boys, drugs or knocked up.

Did they just lock u out for the night?

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I was kicked out a couple times, for minor things like dying my hair w/o permission. Lol


When I was young me and my mama had beef
Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets
Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face
Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place
Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool
with the big boys, breakin all the rules
I shed tears with my baby sister
Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids
And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama
When things went wrong we'd blame mama
I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell
Huggin on my mama from a jail cell
And who'd think in elementary?
Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day
And runnin from the police, that's right
Mama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside
And even as a crack fiend, mama
You always was a black queen, mama
I finally understand
 
lol...

Cindy had the parents repossess the car at her high school they bought her because she refused to come home when she was a teen.

Cindy had a firearm held on her while she was dating a drug dealer during a drug deal gone bad.

Two stories she told me.

Cindy created rich white girl problems based on her parents forcing religion down her throat and then embraced religion.....wtf?

Amiee is the good twin...just kidding Cindy.
 
lol...

Cindy had the parents repossess the car at her high school they bought her because she refused to come home when she was a teen.

Cindy had a firearm held on her while she was dating a drug dealer during a drug deal gone bad.

Two stories she told me.

Cindy created rich white girl problems based on her parents forcing religion down her throat and then embraced religion.....wtf?

Amiee is the good twin...just kidding Cindy.


her parents bought her an entire highschool?

Ho lee fuck you are drunk. Hope you choke on your puke and drown, java

P.S. Cool fuckin story
 
I was with friends. Wasn't dating any of them. The man who held me hostage in the car was insane and it had nothing to do with drugs or a drug deal gone bad. He was a stranger.

It's called the wrong place at the wrong time...or bad luck.

Things like that don't happen in Killbuck Ohio, I get that. My hs graduating class is larger than the entire population lolo
 
Trying to clarify the situation hints to the notion that someone has a slight chance of believing anything that drunk fuckstick says

I don't think you're in danger of that ever happening.

Even if he was correct, who gives a fuck? Why is it his business who the fuck you date? Fucking creep
 
I was with friends. Wasn't dating any of them. The man who held me hostage in the car was insane and it had nothing to do with drugs or a drug deal gone bad. He was a stranger.

It's called the wrong place at the wrong time...or bad luck.

Things like that don't happen in Killbuck Ohio, I get that. My hs graduating class is larger than the entire population lolo

oh look at me I'm a big city gangster and lol @ you small town clowns
 
I was with friends. Wasn't dating any of them. The man who held me hostage in the car was insane and it had nothing to do with drugs or a drug deal gone bad. He was a stranger.

It's called the wrong place at the wrong time...or bad luck.

Things like that don't happen in Killbuck Ohio, I get that. My hs graduating class is larger than the entire population lolo

Ohio is the Mecca of the Midwest, don't get it twisted
 
lol @ mixed reaction from chicks about the shirt

no women are paying him any attention with those heavy ass jowls
 
Ahahahahaha fuck I clicked again

That's a 30-something ron white for sure

Alcoholism and all

Hahahahahahaha!!!
 
oh look at me I'm a big city gangster and lol @ you small town clowns

LOL

No, but blaming me for something someone else did to me I can only fathom comes from not being around people.

lol @ a drug deal gone bad. I had no idea who that guy was, he was a stranger walking by. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time...I wasn't out when my parents said I shouldn't have been and I wasn't in a place I shouldn't have been. I wasn't breaking any rules.
 
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LOL

No, but blaming me for something someone else did to me I can only fathom comes from not being around people.

lol @ a drug deal gone bad. I had no idea who that guy was, he was a stranger walking by. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time...I wasn't out when my parents said I shouldn't have been and I wasn't in a place I shouldn't have been. I wasn't breaking any rules.

I was just picking

I think it has more to do with him having a mental disability than being from a small town though
 
Wrong place, wrong time...trapped in a Range Rover outside Applebee's, held against your will. Fuck that makes me so mad I'm pacing.
 
LOL

No, but blaming me for something someone else did to me I can only fathom comes from not being around people.

lol @ a drug deal gone bad. I had no idea who that guy was, he was a stranger walking by. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time...I wasn't out when my parents said I shouldn't have been and I wasn't in a place I shouldn't have been. I wasn't breaking any rules.


lol...You chose the boyfriend that took you to a crack house for drugs and left you alone in the car. If you never broke any rules then why did your dad repossess your car from your high school parking lot and sell it to teach you a lesson?
 
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lol @ mixed reaction from chicks about the shirt

no women are paying him any attention with those heavy ass jowls
lol...post your pics...I'll assume you're an extremely ugly human being based on your criticism of my balanced facial features. Empirical evidence as well as my own experience has shown that I'm what women look for in physical attraction.

I'm almost 42 and chicks still think I'm 30.....

http://i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r708/mandarin0378/bct009.jpg

I'm about 2% bodyfat leaner than that pic. I hit a bar and have a different woman in my bed almost every weekend.

My current chick is twenty-seven year old grad student....I'm tired of relationships...I'm good looking enough for casual relationships for the rest of my life and you probably don't have that option.
 
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Java you look like the bastard child of Lee Brice and Ron White. Definitely not what any sober, self respecting woman is looking for, which is why you have to hit up bar flies to find anyone who will touch your pathetic fat ass. The reason you have to settle for short term is because it takes 21.50 seconds to realize you are a stunned cunt who has fucking lost his mind you creep.

Zwhit has posted pics several times, and his wife is smoking hot too. probably more attractive than that used up burlap sack piece of garbage you keep lying about on the internet to try and look better. Fuck off, we know she's 40, has mental issues, no job, and cries when she leaves after listening to you breathe heavy on top of her for 2 minutes or so.

you're disgusting.
 
lol...You chose the boyfriend that took you to a crack house for drugs and left you alone in the car. If you never broke any rules then why did your dad repossess your car from your high school parking lot and sell it to teach you a lesson?

No, I didnt have a boyfriend at the time, I have never been arrested, never seen crack, never been in trouble with the law, never have been to crackhouses, or associated with people that did crack. Never associated with people that associated with people that did crack. Never in my life.

Parents take their kids cars all the time when they are in trouble, and I don't remember why they took it but my parents weren't such assholes that they would take my car because of what someone else did to me. Yes I did get in trouble as a teen, yes my Dad took the car he bought me away from me temporarily because I was in trouble but no, I've never been to a crackhouse or dated a boy that would be at one.

I thought BigRickRock told you to leave me alone. I was told that BigRickRock contacted you to leave me alone
 
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No, I didnt have a boyfriend at the time, I have never been arrested, never seen crack, never been in trouble with the law, never have been to crackhouses, or associated with people that did crack. Never associated with people that associated with people that did crack. Never in my life.

Parents take their kids cars all the time when they are in trouble, and I don't remember why they took it but my parents weren't such assholes that they would take my car because of what someone else did to me. Yes I did get in trouble as a teen, yes my Dad took the car he bought me away from me temporarily because I was in trouble but no, I've never been to a crackhouse or dated a boy that would be at one.

I thought BigRickRock told you to leave me alone. I was told that BigRickRock contacted you to leave me alone

I see two possibilities here:
A. You told him a trivial story about your parents taking the car and he was drunk as usual and misunderstood/created some other story.
2. He's really projecting and its his story, maybe that's how he got the first of like half a dozen arrests.
C. He's drunk posting
4. He's tried to get at least negative attention from you because clearly he wants you to address him, any attention is enough attention to some
E. All of the above

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congratulations on being "2% bf leaner" than the fat fuck you were in that pic though, you english bulldog looking fuck
 
lol...post your pics...I'll assume you're an extremely ugly human being based on your criticism of my balanced facial features. Empirical evidence as well as my own experience has shown that I'm what women look for in physical attraction.

I'm almost 42 and chicks still think I'm 30.....

http://i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r708/mandarin0378/bct009.jpg

I'm about 2% bodyfat leaner than that pic. I hit a bar and have a different woman in my bed almost every weekend.

My current chick is twenty-seven year old grad student....I'm tired of relationships...I'm good looking enough for casual relationships for the rest of my life and you probably don't have that option.

But youre not good looking enough for Mel now are you? And shes the only one that matters.

And you look about your age, not 30
 
But youre not good looking enough for Mel now are you? And shes the only one that matters.

And you look about your age, not 30
Let me see...a drunk EF poster's opinion Vs. the 20 something chick sucking my dick....Sorry rob..you lose every time because opinions are like assholes....and chicks want to lick my asshole...I'm not into dudes so I respect the opinions of chicks over dudes when it comes to my physical attractiveness...

When I sent Julie pics that were over ten years old and then we met...she thought I looked the same; She's the crossfit chick in my former avatar.....Your opinion means nothing because you're a dude and I'm not gay... I only care about what chicks think of my appearance you drunken idiot....That's why I would never marry a chick I fucked on the first date...which is what I did with the chick in my current avatar; Fucked her on the first date and lost all interest....
 
lol@that crosseyed fuck.



Nice fuckin' camera bro.
Don't need a camera to look good or software...how about you? Post a shitty pic of yourself but we all know you're ugly as hell...Cindy told me as much based on the photos she saw of you when I was fucking her....
 
No, I didnt have a boyfriend at the time, I have never been arrested, never seen crack, never been in trouble with the law, never have been to crackhouses, or associated with people that did crack. Never associated with people that associated with people that did crack. Never in my life.

Parents take their kids cars all the time when they are in trouble, and I don't remember why they took it but my parents weren't such assholes that they would take my car because of what someone else did to me. Yes I did get in trouble as a teen, yes my Dad took the car he bought me away from me temporarily because I was in trouble but no, I've never been to a crackhouse or dated a boy that would be at one.

I thought BigRickRock told you to leave me alone. I was told that BigRickRock contacted you to leave me alone
Tell us all how you got a gun pulled on you? You were more than happy to post a police report that was refuted in court to demonize me but you seem really happy to avoid any conversation about your culpability in life...
 
Tell us all how you got a gun pulled on you? You were more than happy to post a police report that was refuted in court to demonize me but you seem really happy to avoid any conversation about your culpability in life...

because nobody cares, besides, where's her mugshot? Oooooooooooohhhhh that's right she doesn't have one. Only criminals or people getting in trouble/arrested have one, you know, like you do, well in all fairness you don't have one... you have like a half dozen :lmao:
 
Don't need a camera to look good or software...how about you? Post a shitty pic of yourself but we all know you're ugly as hell...Cindy told me as much based on the photos she saw of you when I was fucking her....

It's about time we got serious up in here
 
Let me see...a drunk EF poster's opinion Vs. the 20 something chick sucking my dick....Sorry rob..you lose every time because opinions are like assholes....and chicks want to lick my asshole...I'm not into dudes so I respect the opinions of chicks over dudes when it comes to my physical attractiveness...

When I sent Julie pics that were over ten years old and then we met...she thought I looked the same; She's the crossfit chick in my former avatar.....Your opinion means nothing because you're a dude and I'm not gay... I only care about what chicks think of my appearance you drunken idiot....That's why I would never marry a chick I fucked on the first date...which is what I did with the chick in my current avatar; Fucked her on the first date and lost all interest....

lololololo!!!
 
Let me see...a drunk EF poster's opinion Vs. the 20 something chick sucking my dick....Sorry rob..you lose every time because opinions are like assholes....and chicks want to lick my asshole...I'm not into dudes so I respect the opinions of chicks over dudes when it comes to my physical attractiveness...

When I sent Julie pics that were over ten years old and then we met...she thought I looked the same; She's the crossfit chick in my former avatar.....Your opinion means nothing because you're a dude and I'm not gay... I only care about what chicks think of my appearance you drunken idiot....That's why I would never marry a chick I fucked on the first date...which is what I did with the chick in my current avatar; Fucked her on the first date and lost all interest....

You managed to get a female to suck your dick after 40 years. Thats a good start. I never commented on your attractiveness, I commented on how old you looked since you were claiming much younger.
I see youre still stuck in HS refusing to have anything to do with chicks who put out on the first date. But thats par for the course for someone who peaked in HS while rolling on the mat with other dudes.
 
I was a sophomore, the two main things that stick out are that my best friend died in a car accident and my parents kicked me out

My first kiss was in the first grade loolol...okay the first real one that counts was in 1996 though I count that first grade one. It should count it has everything it needs to be a first kiss!

Being popular has never mattered to me, even as a kid. While people may have liked me and no one disliked me I've always been a one person deep friendship kind of person rather than a bunch of less deep type of friendships required to be super popular. So 1997 was bad because I lost someone that I was emotionally close to, a rather intense friendship..first time with grief like that. I was young though.

A lot of bad stuff happened that year.


I had my first kid in 1996
 
You managed to get a female to suck your dick after 40 years. Thats a good start. I never commented on your attractiveness, I commented on how old you looked since you were claiming much younger.
I see youre still stuck in HS refusing to have anything to do with chicks who put out on the first date. But thats par for the course for someone who peaked in HS while rolling on the mat with other dudes.

Lololollol
 
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