CKD while having sex

[DaMan]

i can waste any more of my life responding to this shit.

Then why do it? You're an asset to this board.

 

[LilDawg21]

Hey my man,
Just spread some tuna on her, ................ uh, tuna.

 

[Horsecock Dbol]

Is this a real question?

 

[Hengst]

won't you burn those calories off during the sex that follows the snack?

 

[pumpin-N-humpin]

DAMN YOU ARE A MORON

 

[rogerwilcox]

Dude, the answer is too simple. Tell her:

"Baby, why do you want me to put strawberries and whipped cream on you? You taste so good to me as it is, I don't want to mess with that."

Say it in all seriousness to her - she'll blow you right there just for the boost to her ego.

 

[GearedChupaCabra]

I`m not on CKD...

so send your girl over and i`ll take care of her...j/k brotha!!

 

[Johnny V]

A bit to hardcore bro.... Relax and work the carbs off during sex!

 

[Andre9]

Just whip some real 35% cream. You will stay in ketosis. You would have to eat a helluva lot of whipped cream to be kicked out of ketosis.

Andre

 

[DaMan]

Just whip some real 35% cream. You will stay in ketosis. You would have to eat a helluva lot of whipped cream to be kicked out of ketosis.

Andre

Hmm... I'll give it a shot before carb-up day, I wonder if she'll get suspicious when I go looking for my ketostix right after