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Citruscide needs relationship advice...

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SofaGeorge

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It was about the saddest thing I've ever seen. Citruscide and I got together at Stadium Tavern last night to wash down brews... and the ultra hot waitress with the legendary ass practically threw herself at him. She tried... and tried... to chat him up and the guy just wouldn't make his move. Finally the poor girl's shift ended and she had to go home by her lonesome. :(

:angel: I think we need to all band together today and offer C-ditty helpful advice on picking up women. :angel:
 
LOL ... I do admit to having lost my game, but one thing I know, she was doing casual flirting, and from my observations, she was just as friendly to everyone else....

I didn't get a vibe... and I know where she works right? Sorry Nav, too late for the british accent. ;)

C
 
Citruscide said:
LOL ... I do admit to having lost my game, but one thing I know, she was doing casual flirting, and from my observations, she was just as friendly to everyone else....

I didn't get a vibe... and I know where she works right? Sorry Nav, too late for the british accent. ;)

C
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Nah, maybe you haven't lost your game..maybe you're just growing up. :D lol Or maybe you're just looking for more than just a casual fling. Quality is definitely better than quantity. :)
 
is a british accent really all that in america? you guys always have brits playing villans in movies, so why the love?
 
HighIntensity said:
this is perhaps the gayest thread in Ef history
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Well then, it wouldn't cut the cheese without you on it, now would it HI? :)

C
 
DOOD. the asian one with the bolt ons? in any case, they are all generally hot looking. what the funk C? you needs to go back down there tonite and reassess the situation.

A to the muthafuckin' C-cup?
 
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A friendly waitress??

They get good tips. It may bother you when find they have about 50 good male friends with 1/2 dozen in the immediate area most of the time.

They always change completely after you leave your tip. Won't be too friendly the next time unless you left a major tip either. I know the wiatress scene. Still like em though.:p
 
So, what happened??

citruscide.jpg
 
is there a chance that Citriscide was fully aware that the chick wanted some deep dicking from him, but he was holding out on the hopes that he could get SofaGeorge drunk enough for... well, you know??
 
Well, my best two lines "Do you do anal?" and "wanna fuck" -- just didn't seem appropriate.

Yeah, I worked in the club scene for 3-4 years in Chicago... I'm well aware of what makes waitresses, bartenders and the such tick... and it isn't guys hitting on them night after night.

C
 
HappyScrappy said:
is there a chance that Citriscide was fully aware that the chick wanted some deep dicking from him, but he was holding out on the hopes that he could get SofaGeorge drunk enough for... well, you know??
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Boy Happy, you sure have my number! :rolleyes:

At the time, I just wanted the beer... and the burgers... and maybe to look at her ass a little bit... but definately the beer... and ass... beer... ass ... beer ... ass...

C
 
Citruscide said:
Well, my best two lines "Do you do anal?" and "wanna fuck" -- just didn't seem appropriate.


C
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Have to agree that the tried and proven "wanna fuck" is one of the best. you got to be in the right mood for it though. About 6 beers for me.

I can get away with most anything when drunk. Sober? Whole different story.

C...so what do you recommend for picking up waitresses? I find it just happens sometimes. Trying to make it happen doesn't work too well for me. Spotted a gal at Hooters though that is going to make me try again. Can't believe that I NEVER learn. :(
 
supernav said:
sometimes waitresses take a smoke break and step outside. That's your cue to get up and go get her. Picked up two waitresses just by shooting the shit with them just like that.

-= nav =-
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Nav, I even "tested" my theory that she was totally on to C-ditty. I told him I'd get up and walk to the restroom. I fugured if she was interested in him she'd make a b-line to the table as soon as she saw I was gone. Sure thing... she zoomed in and tried to chat him up as soon as I walked off...

...and did he hit it? NO! :mad:
 
SofaGeorge said:


Nav, I even "tested" my theory that she was totally on to C-ditty. I told him I'd get up and walk to the restroom. I fugured if she was interested in him she'd make a b-line to the table as soon as she saw I was gone. Sure thing... she zoomed in and tried to chat him up as soon as I walked off...

...and did he hit it? NO! :mad:
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OK...now I am worried. Maybe HS was onto something there?
 
danielson said:
is a british accent really all that in america? you guys always have brits playing villans in movies, so why the love?
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There are good Brits in our movies- they usually play butlers.:D

Cits is just getting over his last relationship. When he feels the time is right he'll make his move.
 
Fuck YOU , Fuck YOU, fuck YOU, Wynn ... You're Cool..., and FUCK YOU!!! ;)

C-ditty
 
I have deliberated on this and decided that Citruscide is quite sincere with the info in has signature. He really believes or knows that most women are bitches.

Most men don't feel that way or know it to be true...lucky barstards. Us enlightened few blow off the advances of attractive women with frightening ease. Then regret it when we pop another tape in the VCR.
 
starfish said:
......... and I thought he blew off the waitress so he could stay up late and talk to me ;) :bawling:


Ask her out C :)
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Nahh... I'd much rather have a starfish in the hand than 2 barmades in the bush. ;)

C
 
Citruscide said:


Nahh... I'd much rather have a starfish in the hand than 2 barmades in the bush. ;)

C
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Don't you mean starfish's bush than your hand on two barmaids?

What a luxury to write mindless dribble on the internet all day. :)
 
Testosterone boy said:
Don't you mean starfish's bush than your hand on two barmaids?

What a luxury to write mindless dribble on the internet all day. :)
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Mindless dribble... yeah... I like mindless dribble.

C
 
SofaGeorge said:
It was about the saddest thing I've ever seen. Citruscide and I got together at Stadium Tavern last night to wash down brews... and the ultra hot waitress with the legendary ass practically threw herself at him. She tried... and tried... to chat him up and the guy just wouldn't make his move. Finally the poor girl's shift ended and she had to go home by her lonesome. :(

:angel: I think we need to all band together today and offer C-ditty helpful advice on picking up women. :angel:
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I am calling bullshit on this one..DO you guys really have to inflate your egos online anymore?

a to the mutha fuckin k? come on that is as pathetic as it gets.
 
starfish said:
......... and I thought he blew off the waitress so he could stay up late and talk to me
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Hmmm... as a matter of fact C-ditty did keep looking at his watch and muttering stuff like "I wonder how late Starfish will be up" and "Bet if I drive home really fast I can catch Starfish of IM."

Fess up, Starfish... is C-ditty into mermaid cyber?:busy:
 
I thought Citruscide was gay? I don't think there's anything wrong
with that because I had a pet spider one time, and I put a female
spider inside his tank with him so he could *** her ** and he didn't want to put his little spidy peeper in her, I even put up alot
of pics of girls on EF from the galleries to stimulate him and it didn't work. That's what sounds like happened with Citruscide. I still loved my little spider with all my heart, and I still cry at night sometimes when I remember the day Issiah got in his tank and
peed on his web.
 
Quisp said:
I thought Citruscide was gay? I don't think there's anything wrong
with that because I had a pet spider one time, and I put a female
spider inside his tank with him so he could *** her ** and he didn't want to put his little spidy peeper in her, I even put up alot
of pics of girls on EF from the galleries to stimulate him and it didn't work. That's what sounds like happened with Citruscide. I still loved my little spider with all my heart, and I still cry at night sometimes when I remember the day Issiah got in his tank and
peed on his web.
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:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Hippedy and Quisp are the same person... I called it here first. Just got the results of an IP check.

C
 
Citruscide said:
Hippedy and Quisp are the same person... I called it here first. Just got the results of an IP check.

C
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nice try so you have done what 7 cycles now? are you still bouncing at the clubs? How's your Gyno bro? i hope the surgery doesn't hurt?
 
hippedy hop said:


nice try so you have done what 7 cycles now? are you still bouncing at the clubs? How's your Gyno bro? i hope the surgery doesn't hurt?
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Had surgery on it already... worked out pretty good. Didn't hurt too much, missed about a week of training. Not bouncing at clubs anymore... I wish, it was great money...

Do I know you? I think I do..

C
 
Citruscide said:


Had surgery on it already... worked out pretty good. Didn't hurt too much, missed about a week of training. Not bouncing at clubs anymore... I wish, it was great money...

Do I know you? I think I do..

C
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hey man were you a pike brotha ? those were the coolest?
 
hippedy hop said:


hey man were you a pike brotha ? those were the coolest?
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Nahh... DU. Not a Pike... Pikes were cool.

Although, I'm getting a feel for who you actually are... or at least in relation to who you are... and no, not smalls.

C
 
hippedy hop said:



your life in a bubble?
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Cool.. you found the link to the EF search engine... yeah, that explains how you know I was a bouncer, in a fraternity and bounced in clubs ::golf clap:: :)

Seriously Hip... what gives? Never had a problem with you before? Your post on the A-->K was anything but non-hostile in its mannerisms... not that I give a flying shit, but I'm curious as to what as sparked this little vendetta?

C
 
Citruscide said:


Cool.. you found the link to the EF search engine... yeah, that explains how you know I was a bouncer, in a fraternity and bounced in clubs ::golf clap:: :)

Seriously Hip... what gives? Never had a problem with you before? Your post on the A-->K was anything but non-hostile in its mannerisms... not that I give a flying shit, but I'm curious as to what as sparked this little vendetta?

C
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shady's back , back again...gotta jockey for position with the hoes. have you heared that Raina has taken quite the liking in hippedy?
BEEF - no beef just wanted to know the deal with the silly ghetto slang.
 
hippedy hop said:


shady's back , back again...gotta jockey for position with the hoes. have you heared that Raina has taken quite the liking in hippedy?
BEEF - no beef just wanted to know the deal with the silly ghetto slang.
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Sweet deal.

A to the Muther Fucking K is a term used by Eazy-E back when he was in NWA... it made reference to the AK-47... as an instrument that he used in his "dealings" -- granted, I'm not hood or ghetto by any means, I just find the saying extremely funny.

Same with Battle my Ripple Bitch -- meaning fight off the current caused by my splash... used by Easy-E in a variety of songs.

I hope that explained it... I didn't use big words for ya. ;)

C
 
Citruscide said:


Sweet deal.

A to the Muther Fucking K is a term used by Eazy-E back when he was in NWA... it made reference to the AK-47... as an instrument that he used in his "dealings" -- granted, I'm not hood or ghetto by any means, I just find the saying extremely funny.

Same with Battle my Ripple Bitch -- meaning fight off the current caused by my splash... used by Easy-E in a variety of songs.

I hope that explained it... I didn't use big words for ya. ;)

C
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thanks bub. easy e "interview's" has to be one of the best rap songs out along with too short "cocktales" among others.

What is the essence of big words? supercallafraglisenspanlidocious?
Is fantastic a big word? yes or no?
would a public defender say that his client is innocent? or is that too big of a word?
rumplestillskins? is he a public defender?
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
What am I supposed to read now that you two have made up?
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Made up??? You mean there was a serious fight going on?? LOL I could give two ass shits and a monkey turd about anyone that has a grudge against me... honestly. I just don't like to be an instagator of anything... by explaining the answer to the question, I regain my composure... and I will continue to keep it against any sort of attack....

It's ok PSB... I know you are checking me out... you have a boyfriend... remember that... I guess we'll have to live vicariously through our own dreams... ;)

C
 
hippedy hop said:


thanks bub. easy e "interview's" has to be one of the best rap songs out along with too short "cocktales" among others.

What is the essence of big words? supercallafraglisenspanlidocious?
Is fantastic a big word? yes or no?
would a public defender say that his client is innocent? or is that too big of a word?
rumplestillskins? is he a public defender?
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Frankly sir... I don't know what in the hizzel you are talking about? yes or no?

I'm not sure what a public defender would say... as I could never take that route... ya know... morals and all, sir... yes or no?

Rumple Stiltsskin was a fictional character who made a deal with a farm girl allowing her to weave gold from straw... he took various items from her and eventually got her first unborn child out of the deal... she got the child back by getting him to say his name....

Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious is more of a colorful metaphor than a word... it is more of an expression than a verb or adjective...

Although I'm not sure where you are going with all of these mundane questions, I am getting a rather nice kick out of it!! :) Maybe you can think up something else that is off the wall and I can analyze that too! :)

C
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
Through my dreams of David Schwimmer, pirate midgets and ballroom dancing?
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You're my type of girl... the midgets stand on Schwimmers head and pound him with their midget wooden legs... all while Schwimmer is trying to dance... it's great.

But what is really going on in the dream?? Look closer, off to the side of the ballroom... you and I are there... Tango? A rose? A kiss of passion? Ahh.. mon ami... it is wonderful... but alas... only a dream.

C
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
What am I supposed to read now that you two have made up?
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hello there are your panties wet from two internet tough guys.

What is the essence of a wet internet twat?

I have gas powered sex toy's! bikinimom borrowed one but she said she use cheap vodka as gas and it blew up the carburater? yes or no?

take this to pm, I emptied it for you
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
I don't remember my dreams fully, but I remember that wasn't it.
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Dreams are funny things. ;) You're so serious... and "know it all ish"... I kinda dig that... but, I kinda don't...

Ahh well, when you get over fooling yourself... you'll see it... they all do... sooner or later. ;)

C
 
Citruscide said:


Dreams are funny things. ;) You're so serious... and "know it all ish"... I kinda dig that... but, I kinda don't...


C
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I'm really not serious at all, maybe "know it all ish" though. But that stems from my hope that someday people in this world (board) will use common sense.
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:


I'm really not serious at all, maybe "know it all ish" though. But that stems from my hope that someday people in this world (board) will use common sense.
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Hey... you're going to run into people who throw caution into the wind at every turn in your life. the best thing you can do is to advise them based on your experience and give them what you have learned.

Somehow I picture you saying "I'm really not that serious at all" with a straight face and a slight smirk at the end... thus, confirming my opinion. ;) -- make ue of the smilies. ;)

Anyway PSB... once I get past your non-smiling exterior and your blunt and coarse approach to people whom you've disagreed with... or joked with... you are a digable babe. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise... ya hear?

Don't worry, I'll make sure to find you at the Mr.O and bring back word of how hot-badass-non-smiling you are. ;)

C
 
Now you are just making me blush. :rolly: I spent 2 minutes looking for a blushing thing, but I don't see one, so there. I used to use smilies back in the day.
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
Now you are just making me blush. :rolly: I spent 2 minutes looking for a blushing thing, but I don't see one, so there. I used to use smilies back in the day.
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:luxlove: :luxlove: :luxlove: :luxlove: :luxlove: :licker: :licker: :licker: You could have used these... my princess. ;)

C
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:


Those are just vile and wrong. :arty:
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Nothing wrong with vile... wrong.. well, I can't say there isn't anything wrong with wrong... because it is... by definition... wrong. ;)

Either way... you know where I stand. ;)

C
 
Citruscide said:


Nothing wrong with vile... wrong.. well, I can't say there isn't anything wrong with wrong... because it is... by definition... wrong. ;)

Either way... you know where I stand. ;)

C
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Yep, I do. Vile isn't wrong, but wrong is wrong. :chomp:
 
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