Christ. I knew I should have gone to Wakestock - public urination story

[Nathan]

That was embarassing. I went to a BBQ tonight with some friends. We all went to a local club and at one point and were ordering some drinks. I look down and notice a stream of fluid trinkling over to my feet and somebody mentions that some dude just pissed on the bar. I was all wtf? Then someone says it was a friend of mine, who promptly left. I'm pretty sure the prick actually DID piss on the bar, which is very unlike him - dude was way drunk and I'm not impressed. Who the FUCK does that shit? His gf has to deal with his sorry ass now anyways so fuck it.

ANYWAYS, the bartender flipped her lid and all the bouncers rushed over. Hey Dave, Anton. Long time no see. I see you fellas are still working here, good for you. So...uh....what's up? They knew it wasn't me or my other buddy who pissed on the bar (he had bounced there too for a few years) but the bartender didn't like us since we had said a few harsh words to him for not serving us in favor of picking up chicks (he left us hanging for like 30 minutes to work the bar, fucking prick). As a general rule of thumb when you're a bouncer, the bartenders get what they want so I pretty much had to voluntarily leave without giving the poor bastards dealing with the situation a horrible time.

I wanted a bowl so was like dude, we'll leave. No worries. But mother fucker I'm going to kill that kid. Who does that shit? He fucking worked in those bars is the worst part. I didn't think he had it in him. His gf must be REALLY fucking embarrassed right now - who cares how drunk he was. And his other buddy - a guy I just met - had to take the heat and is going to slit his throat. He's a fire fighter for the city so he didnt' look too good being escorted out for public urination. lmao. That kid is FUCKED for such an immature move. He's too old for that shit.

I knew I should have gone to fucking Wakestock.

 

[jerkbox]

yeah thats fucked....if i was drunk, i'm pretty sure i woulda made big stink about being kicked out when i didn't do anything though....probably would have gotten my ass thrown out

 

[samoth]

"Wakestock"?

 

[Nathan]

It's maybe a different vibe when it used to be you kicking dudes out with those guys. I just pictured them all shooting the shit after work talking about me negatively like I used to do with them about other stupid people and was like fuck that. MY buddy and I have knowna lot of those guys since we were like kids so we didn't really need to worry about them really thinking we pissed on the bar. Still, I always appreciated it when people made my night easier like that.

Mostly, we just wanted to make their night easier so the bartender who complained wouldn't bitch to the manager that they didn't back him up when he complained.

 

[wootoom]

I went to Waynestock

 

[Nathan]

"Wakestock"?

My bad. Wakestock is a canadian thing I guess. Lots of bands, wakeboarding, srufing ,dirtbiking, chicks with fake boobs in bibkinis, etc. It's basicalyl a realyl big beach party. I've been previos years and had a blast but this year I couldn't get any of my friends to go - I bought a few tickets based on a bunch of maybes but then everyone bailed. So I sold the tickets and am regretting it. I hate my loser friends who all turned 25 and no logner want to do anything. I just spent like 6 months cooped up defending a thesis dammit. I want to enjoy summer.

 

[bigmann245]

what goes through a mans head to make him whip it out and piss on a bar???? i have bounced for many years and thats a first for me.

i went downtown on new years one year and had been drinking lots of beer. well i had to piss like you wouldnt believe but the area we were in was packed out and we were outside so to go to the bathroom you had to fight your way through a shit load of people to either a porta-potty or one of the restaraunts or bars bathrooms. i said fuck it and my wife held bottle after bottle as i filled them with piss. took quite a few of them but we got it done. people had no idea i was doing that either.

but i could never imagine just whiping it out and pissing on a bar.

 

[KillahBee]

I used to be notorious for pissing at bars. I would walk up to the bar and lean on it as if I were ordering a drink....except my cock was out and I was pissing. The highlight of my career was when I visited San Diego years ago and proceeded to piss -with my johnson hanging out the zipper - on the dance floor, whilst I was dancing.

It was actually a lot of fun and a great skill.

Was done mostly from 19 - 22.

 

[Smurfy]

I used to be notorious for pissing at bars. I would walk up to the bar and lean on it as if I were ordering a drink....except my cock was out and I was pissing. The highlight of my career was when I visited San Diego years ago and proceeded to piss -with my johnson hanging out the zipper - on the dance floor, whilst I was dancing.

It was actually a lot of fun and a great skill.

Was done mostly from 19 - 22.

totally classless.

 

[stilleto]

so nathan, can we call you "peeshoes" now?