Chocolate

[BUBBLES]

The truth about chocolate:
Chocolate is extracted from the beans of the cocoa plant. - Beans are a vegetable.

Sugar is extracted from sugar beat - Sugar beat is a vegetable.

Therefore chocolate is a vegetable.

Let´s spin the theory further:

Chocolate bars contain milk. - Therefore chocolate bars are healthy.

Raisins, cherries, orange peel and strawberries in chocolate belong to the fruit family, so eat as much as you like.

Chocolate is good for stress.

Just think :

"STRESSED“ read backwards means: "DESSERTS"

So eat your chocolate or else you will end up like this .....(see pic)

 

[Sassy69]

Yea but I still got a little heart filled w/ 'em today and they are going to stare at me as I reach into the fridge for my 3 egg whites & 1 whole egg in the morning and just laugh.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

chocolate contains cocoa
cocoa contains caffiene
caffiene is a drug
therefore, YOU are on drugs

you cow, now im craving. brb

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I really like Chocolate but can't eat it cuz of my Hypoglycemia

 

[RADAR]

I have a alergic reaction to chocolate

one tiny bit ,about the size og my pinky fingernail and a few days later i have vertigo, severe ringing in my ears, followd by dizziness
that take several weeks to clear my syatem

Dang! I love the stuff....but not THAT much!

RADAR

 

[BUBBLES]

I have a alergic reaction to chocolate

one tiny bit ,about the size og my pinky fingernail and a few days later i have vertigo, severe ringing in my ears, followd by dizziness
that take several weeks to clear my syatem

Dang! I love the stuff....but not THAT much!

RADAR

Really? I have never heard of that happening before!!!

 

[Sassy69]

Wow. I almost wish I had that problem. When I eat chocolate a few minutes later I get a sugar buzz, severe urges for more ringing in my ears, followed by jiggliness that takes several weeks to clear my hips.

Dang! I love that stuff ... and YES that much!

SASSY

 

[BrothaBill]

Really? I have never heard of that happening before!!!

Dogs are highly allergic to chocolate.

 

[RADAR]

Really? I have never heard of that happening before!!!

I'm Unique....

Really i have to stay far far away from chocolate.


RADAR